Latest Posts by 314immortaldonkeys - Page 2

pearl nation how we feeling

No you don't understand how important the gay people in my phone are to me

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

Don't ask for grumbo challenge....

Ahem hello

Dearest Ichi.

Can we have college au shiny duo. Or Pearl at least...please. /nf

this is the last time im doing a college au request i swear ... (i say for the second time)

So for those who are just now joining us:

Grian’s lore: ocean-worshiping-mending-book-obsessed fisherman

Gem’s lore: cursed pirate who performs experiments on her friends

Impulse’s lore: post-apocalyptic cyberpunk city with clear class divide

Skizz’s lore: possible alter poe-poe skizz?? Also torture pyramid

Scar’s lore: world-hopping painter and zookeeper who travels the multiverse in his train

Mumbo’s lore: death isn’t real

Joel’s lore: I love my wife <3

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a juggler perform in the street 

The juggler notices the four men have a poor view of the show, so he stands on a crate so they may get a better view. He then asks them if they can now see the show. They reply

Yes

Oui

Si

Ja

Can y’all please spare my sanity

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

He’s connected to America’s Ass

; _ ; 

Alex: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

Ohio: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.

Morgan: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 150 cm tall. Give me the gun bitch.

Guys I’m so normal about them

Nature really went “what if >:( was a fish?”

I told my aunt I would put marinara sauce in her ear canals. This should not be considered strange. Why is my creativity being wasted on the personification of oatmeal that is humanity.

dance!

wholesome shinyduo to offset the pain that is wild life

🌙

transparent under cut:

"It's like you don't actually want to kill me."

"But I do."

Crappy histmas