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Well fucks? Get to it!
Occasional posts, indeed.
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I got ze Queen! Not too bad.. looks scary as fuck, but so am I!
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(assume that whoever you get is single)
LMAO.
Didn't America vote for him????
#idiot!
My dyslexic brain had this all in order. And I typed Brian first, had to fix it.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
What happened last night????
I kinda feel queasy
How is this real?!?!? Wtf.
The Harder They Fall
Don't know how I feel about that.
Tagging you all
Lol. 61th?????
okok whats everyones 61th song on spotify wrapped? just a random number. i did not choose it bc mine is Building the Crate from the movie Chicken Run.
It's a really dumb movie. Waste of time. Waste of life.
#weird al
#dumb movie
absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic
Wow!! This is beautiful. Who's the artist?
#maybe...
#yrs unknown
#9yrs
Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
Lmao. You'd be cute though..
This is what I’d look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw
Wow.
This is so funny.
Elon Musk begs celebrities to stay on his platform and pay a fee to be recognized with a blue check mark as Superior to other Twitter beings.
One of the most well known authors in the world says no.
He then says wait what about 8 dollars.
Bitch you could just pay for a streaming service with that money.
Even wealthy ass bitches don't want to waste money on something so pointless and vain.
Sexy who is Alex jones
Sexy Samuel L. Jackson 😎
Can he be eaten?
when u think about his soulful brown eyes…
Gay Cowboy Bondage.
men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office
Fucking WOW!!!
A painstaking work !!
Uh... we are the aliens.
Hello, 4her2nv 🥰! Did you want my video?🥰
PLAY VID >> https://media.tumblr.com/movidpqtm.mp4 <<
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No; no, I don't think so. Thank you though, for thinking of me.
I want to have the cartoon sex with you. My pinus is reddy for you we make bumpy.
What does that even mean?!?
Cartoon sex?!?!?!? Make bumpy??!?😖
I want me to rub the pinus on ur bobs plese. We make majik with bumpy.
I don't even know how to respond to this...
Why has no Amelia Bedelia movie ever been made?!?!?
Amelia Bedelia my beloved <3
This entire post is effing classic!!!
This is so funny.
Men, eat the pussy.
5'2¾
reblog with ur height in the tags!!!!! i wanna see how tall/short all my mutuals are
This all legit sounds like Frozen.
Marianne: Can I say something crazy?
Willoughby: I love crazy!
Marianne and Willoughby: ♪ Our mental synchronization / Can have but one explanation / You and I were just meant to be! ♪
…
Elinor: Hang on! You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?!
Marianne: Yes. Pay attention.
Elinor: Didn’t your parents ever warn you about strangers?
Marianne: Yes, they did. But Willoughby is not a stranger.
Elinor: Oh yeah? What’s his last name?
Marianne: …Willoughby?
Elinor: What’s his favorite food?
Marianne: Sandwiches.
Elinor: Best friend’s name?
Marianne: Probably John.
Elinor: Eye color?
Marianne: Dreamy.
…
Sir John: Let me see. Bright eyes. Working nose. Strong teeth. Yes, yes. She’ll do nicely for our Colonel Brandon.
Marianne: Wait, wait, wait! Oh. Um…no.
Brandon: You’ve got the wrong idea.
Mrs. Jennings: What’s the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man? ♪ Is it the clumpy way he walks? ♪
Sir John: ♪ Or the grumpy way he talks? ♪
Marianne: Oh, no.
Charlotte Palmer: ♪ Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet? ♪
Brandon: Enough! She’s engaged to someone else. Okay?
Sir John: ♪ So she’s a bit of a fixer upper. That’s a minor thing. ♪
Mrs. Jennings: ♪ Her quote “engagement” is a flex arrangement ♪
Margaret: ♪ And by the way, I don’t see no ring. ♪
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Marianne: *arrives in London*
Marianne: *writes to Willoughby*
Willoughby: Oh, Marianne. If only there was someone out there who loved you.
Entire audience, Elinor, Mrs. Dashwood, Margaret, Mrs. Jennings, Sir John, Mr. and Mrs. Palmer: *GASP*
I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-) The original post is by iraffiruse.
Since joining Tumblr, I’ve met a lot of young queer people. Look, I’m a bisexual man in a gay relationship, and I’m approaching 30. I was still a kid when Matthew Shepard’s story was being covered on the news. I remember thinking, “I better keep my mouth shut about these feelings I’m having.”
And then I met Dominic when I was 12, and people could see how in love we were. And we got the shit beat out of us. The year I met him, some kids in the grade above me held me down against the bleachers in our gym and stomped on my hand until my fingers broke. Instead of sending me to the nurse, the teacher sent me to the assistant principal to explain the situation. She asked why the kids had beat me up. I said, “They were calling me gay.”
Her response was, “Well, are you?”
My, “I don’t know,” earned a call to my parents, and I was outed. Efforts were made to keep me from seeing Dom. Throughout high school, Dom’s stepmother intensified these efforts. He slept in the basement of the house. Although he was an incredibly talented student, he was prohibited from participating in any extracurriculars. He suffered a lot of physical abuse during those years.
The day he turned 18, he packed up everything he had and walked to my house, and we’ve lived together ever since. Things are better, but they’re not perfect. I’ve had trucks pull up next to me at stoplights and, seeing the pride sticker on my car, through old drinks and garbage into my window. I no longer speak to my dad’s side of the family. I haven’t been to see them for Christmas or Thanksgiving in years. One of my uncles had cornered me at Thanksgiving when I was 17 and said, “I’m not going to judge you, but I’d be happy to break your neck so God can do the judging a little sooner.”
I joined a support group for trans and intersex people. When I joined, 40 people attended regularly. Within the year, the group was half the size it had been. Some couldn’t make it anymore, because they were staying at the shelter, where their stay hinged on them agreeing to instead to attend homophobic sermons. Some were put in correctional therapy. Five of them died. Three of those, I didn’t know, but I knew Alex, the 19 year old who was fag-dragged in Kentucky and died a day later in the hospital, and I knew Stephanie, who went home to Alabama to care for her mom in hospice and was beaten to death with a baseball bat by her mom’s boyfriend.
Tumblr is not reality. The dynamic here does not reflect the dynamic out there. Here’s the part where I finally make a point, and it might be extremely unpopular - but guys, value your allies. Value each other. We are met with enough hate in our daily lives to enter an online safe-space and meet more hate from our own, over petty things. Don’t go after one another over every little thing you find problematic.
Learn to see nuance. Maybe the word “queer” bothers you, and you see a gay man using it as an umbrella term. Maybe someone called a trans man a trans woman because they’re confused about terminology, but the post where they did it was voicing support for the trans community. Maybe someone is just asking a question, wanting to learn more. Stop. Attacking. These. People.
Allies are being driven away. Members of our own community are being ostracized. Others are feeling nervous and estranged, and it’s largely because of places like Tumblr, where the social justice movement is quickly becoming violent and radical. I am begging you, stop nitpicking “problematic” things and start directing your efforts to create real change. When it comes to comes to your allies, forget the “social justice warrior” mentality and put down your torch. Educate calmly. Be respectful. Be understanding. Be forgiving. And I’m certainly not saying that your anger doesn’t have a good place - when you are met with bigots on the street, congress members who want to pass hateful laws, violent protesters, abusive parents, prejudiced teachers, that is when you need to be a warrior. That’s when it counts. In the real world. When you have the opportunity to protect people from real harm. Attacking your would-be allies via anonymous asks is just going to lose us ground in the long run. And we don’t have time for that, not when trans women of color are being murdered every day, not when states are still fighting against marriage equality, not when there are politicians in office who believe that trans people are possessed by demons, not when we’ve just lost 50 brothers and sisters to one gunman, not when the media won’t even admit that the attack was homophobic.
Please step back. Look at the big picture. Look at where we are, globally. Don’t just log on to your safe space and attack your allies over small missteps. That’s like washing the dishes in a house that’s on fire, kids. Let’s fight on the battlefield, and when we come home to each other, let’s just focus on bandaging up our wounds so we can go out and win the war.