Latest Posts by a-rat-in-the-sewers - Page 6

FUCKING HELL JASON YOU BROKE THE ANTARTIC SHELF AND CAUSED THE ICE AGE

What is this actual bs. 👊😐

Why haven't I seen news coverage on this, it is atrocious that officiators make women wear underwear to play, while the men wear baggy shirts and shorts.

NO BECAUSE I WAS SOOO EXCITED FOR LOKI HIS CHARACTER IS SO COMPLEX. WE WANT A GOOD SHOW AND THEY GIVE US HIM KISSING HIMSELF AND ENDING THE SHOW AFTER A MIND WIPE LIKE COWARDS

There's still season two like they said in the post credit scene maybe the kiss was an illusion created to distract Kang while they planned ☺😁

OHHH SHIT ITS KANG CANNOT WAIT TO WATCH DR STRANGE OR WHATEVER MOVIE FOR HIM

STOP IT STOP KISSING I AM GOING TO KILL THE WRITERS THIS IS NOT SOME MUSTY DUSTY AO3 FIC WITH THE ONCLER STOOP

Oh boy, here I go again, posting about loki and co!

THANK YOU shaq! KK défense league is ON THAT SHITTT

Krispy Kreme doesn't have weak, deflated doughnuts with no flavor on the bottom, but they do have full doughnut making transparency.

Do you have Twitter

No

Sun you are honestly so correct. Krispy Kreme is superior in every way.

krispy kreme or dunkin donuts choose wisely 🤨

love i am practically from new england, dunkin’ donuts 100%.

Hogwarts is that u 👀

"Ello luvs I'm Draco a crusty loki variant and my liege arry po'ah"

WOAH OLD LOKI YOU ARE SO COOL MAYBE EVEN CROKI LEVEL

YES CROKI 🤩 POP OFF BITE THE BASTARD YOUR SO AMAZING CROCODILES HAVE BEEN MOVED TO MY FAVORITE ANIMALS LIST ALONGSIDE CAPYBARAS AND GEESE AND FROGS

Oh to be loki, feeding our lord Croki 🙏

sun its not so bad the transition from 1D blogging to croki blogging

@rainblou​ i made it just 4 u and some others. the blond one seems fake, like a lizard of sorts

what ugly little gremlins. 😰

Anyways, ☆crocodile loki☆ is stunning and the light of my life, just perfection, I am cured of illnesseses mental and physical, past present and future just by it existing. ♡

Sun I have to agree with tricky, I love you and all but let me see the other people I follow

PATRICK YOU WHORE I HIT POST LIMIT AGAIN THERES 6 HOURS LEFT IN THE DAY IM GONNA SOB FUCK THIS STUPID APP

on the one hand. OH NO that’s really bad and I’m so sorry tumblr has stopped you from doing what you love and post limit is stupid. on the other hand there are less posts for me to scroll through in the morning

me @ u hitting post limit

Omg thank u

Shaquille o Neil is an artist

GRRRRSNARLHISSFJSKDKWOOFWOFBARK *POOPS TO ESTABLISH DOMINACE*

[has nothing to say] WOOF WOOFOFWOBARKBAKRB GRRR BARK 

thank you sharty ✨

1. roombas and similar machines are unsettling, and would shred your foot, if given the chance

2. i watched 7 deadly sins, about a season, and the experience has never left me. i am truly horrified by it, and even hearing about it gives me the feeling of being bored during summer, so you look up bad fanfiction and read it all the way through.

3. the idea of eating, touching or being near animals like squid and octopus freaks me out

4. moose tracks 🤩

5. i hate the number 3

@purplehazeaday

Aaah thank you for tagging me @loulovehome !! The poem was actually really beautiful

“💕 get to know your mutuals!! when you get this, it means someone wants to know more about you, so list 5 things about yourself you want your followers to know. they can be as simple as your age or as complex as your deepest fear, as long as it’s something you’re comfortable with sharing. when you’re done, send this to 10 people you want to get to know better!! 🥺🌼💕”

1. I love swimming its like genuinely one of my favorite things.

2. I’m shit scared of snakes.

3. I’m a huuuge foodie and I love cooking although I’m shit at baking. I’ve had one too many baking disasters in the kitchen after which I kinda just gave up on it.

4. I love maths. It was my favorite subject in school and I got full marks in boards (yes I taking the time to brag about it here). But I used to hate it till like 7th grade and then this teacher came along who properly introduced me to maths and I fell in love with it.

5. I opted commerce in 11th for the sole reason of spiting all my relatives and family friends and all those nosy people who wanted me to take science. (Even though I opted it to spite them I actually kinda fell in love with it too)

I’m tagging: @theybeatoddstogether @louzier @harrysuits @zaynsalbum @sgyep @blushingpizza @princess-lou @finexbright @smolhilariousbeans @fookinggavocadoss

I feel like it would be a major improvement to the world if instead of having wings, birds had arms, but they could still fly. Like this: 

So the smaller birds would have arms the size of the body length, but birds like hawks would only have tiny buff ones. The catch is, the arms don’t work whatsoever, and the birds have no feeling in them, so they just drag along. But birds like penguins who can’t fly get to use their arms, and they eventually grow human legs, so they swim to the Americas and Africa and go around winning UFC matches. 

call me redwing, ‘cause flag smasher can break me over her knee 😍

riddle me this, “grandpa” joe. why do you claim to be frail for 20 years and leech off your daughter (who was probably kidnapped at birth) and her husband, only to jump up when your grandson receives a ticket to a factory, where you encourage him to partake in acts of thievery and laughter at the children close to death? 

i’ve figured it out. i’ll be sonic for halloween, using the costume from party city and blue face paint

i really like it

C R A I S I N

Craisins are fantastic, why eat a raisin when you have a craisin. 

-Dogs can eat them and not die

- When you see a craisin cookie you won’t be tricked, the garnet color is a lovely indicator saying, “Hey, I’m not a chocolate chip cookie, but I’m still delicious!”

- Craisin cookies often include white chocolate, unlike raisins which stand alone

- They don’t get your hands disgustingly sticky

- Taste good

- yes

- The right balance of tangy and sweet

- Healthy substitute for candy

BREAKING NEWS: Bruno Mars does the Rhythm Echo in the 24K Magic Extreme, Just Dance 2018 game. Is he secretly a Zoldyck, or just a man with swagger?