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No Longer Human (人間失格) // Osamu Dazai & Junji Ito

in the mood to be called honey.. sweetie.. my angel.. my love

haven’t seen this on tumblr, so…

The Beauty of Moths

— by Pieter Cramer (1721–1776)

The probability that someone will masturbate to you increases with the number of photos you post online.

only want to be using my body as it’s intended to (exploring nature, eating fruit, kissing, and creating art)

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”