| chronic procrastinator | 19 | he/they |
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this is the only piece of minecraft movie fanart i'll ever make
I changed the speechbubble to match their true essence, what do we think?
I might keep making these until someone stops me
I was stuck like a stone down in the nether 'til you came along
but your faith in me gave me the power to set me free.
Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
imagine you're a pretty successful private investigator and all of the sudden you're yanked into hell and tortured personally by satan for years until you finally manage to escape knowing only that you're supposed to wait to meet a certain man and when you finally do he's confronting the deadliest hitman in the city and confessing to murder and apparently he has a voice trapped in his head that you think might be your old partner and even when you find out that it isn't you still become strangely fond of him and okay yeah you'll follow them into certain death why not and it turns out the voice is actually satan but somehow you find it in your heart to forgive them and by some miracle you survive and then you take a fucking bullet through the neck. and this whole time you're wondering hey maybe I'm gay. congratulations you've successfully simulated what it's like to be detective noel
The worst part about TikTok being gone is not being able to watch tiktoks about tiktok being gone.