Your Freak-of-nature Boyfriend That We Locked Up In A High Security Lab Is Loose In The Fucking Facility

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

the past is dead the future died before it could be born and me i feel also not so good

I can sense that one of you has turned on me

Yo check it out your horoscope says you're turning into a tree tomorrow

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

its friday if i see any dissent i will be silencing it

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators