My Art For @ianthesmells ;). Prompt Was "cunty Outfit" (although I Realized As I Was Doing This Idk What

The sad part of the poor captain’s determination to make it to England is that, in a way, it would be better if he didn’t.  Because he’s bringing a vampire to a place with a lot more prey than one ship can provide.

And he doesn’t know that!  He has no idea what’s killing his men, or that it would be a bad idea to let it get on shore.  The captain is doing his very best to be brave and honorable in a terrifying situation, and that’s part of why it’s so tragic.

Anyway, in an AU version of this story, this would be Dracula:

to revolution!

the year is 2056. Critical role is on it’s 11th campaign. Samuel Reigel drinks out of an 8 foot tall marble martini glass. He sets it down and unzips his jacket. His t shirt has a photo of Matthew Mercer’s birth certificate and social security card printed onto it. Matthew Mercer can only respond with a creepily realistic bottle sound of distress.

☆ - ̗̀✨ He's just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆

i don’t think I’m ever going to get over this line

wow leap year days are so weird right? blink and you miss it….

I recently discovered laundry stripping and y’all, no matter how much of a crock of shit you think fast fashion is, you’re underestimating.

Harrow: my deepest darkest trauma is that my parents killed a bunch of children in order to make me into a powerful necromancer. they died for me. their blood is on my hands.

Gideon: that sucks dude. anyways I'm going to sacrifice myself to save your life. you'll be an even more powerful necromancer. pretty sick, huh?

Gideon: why are you so upset about this

Gideon: is it because you don't like me