#SuliWisdom

Georgia  6-1 Wednesday:             “I think I’m in love with him,” I mutter.                “I know darling. And he with you.”                                    “No!”             “Yes, Ana. Hell – what do you need?                                                               A neon sign flashing on his forehead?”

This is beautiful.

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these 

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

The real favourite is all five

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?

Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.

6-year old: How did that happen?

Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.

6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*

6-year old: Hey! Miss!

Lady: ...yes?

6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!

Lady: Thank you!

*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*

I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

wanderlust and what you could become

(they’re pen pals for the rest of the traveler’s life)

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next