Allthatglibbers - Just Stuff

When you were first approached about ‘The Reasonologists’ you had your doubts. You thought it was just another crazy cult, looking to take money of the weak willed. However, after reading up, you learned that some of their fundamental tenants were polyamory and prohibited birth control. Within a week, you had joined, and owing to the low number of men to join, had amassed quite the hareem. These two were the first to fall pregnant, with the others not far behind.

“Where have you been for the last three months? We’ve all been trying to get a hold of you. It turns out you managed to knock us all up that night we spent together. Ah well, you’re here now. Let’s all go back to my place and make up for lost time”