Allthatglibbers - Just Stuff

Text from your girl: “Hey love! The hotel sucks but whatever. Here’s one quick pic before I head out there. I love you so much, Thank you for being so cool with this. Count to 30 and his cock will be in my mouth! I’ll text you in a couple hours. XOXO”

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When you were first approached about ‘The Reasonologists’ you had your doubts. You thought it was just another crazy cult, looking to take money of the weak willed. However, after reading up, you learned that some of their fundamental tenants were polyamory and prohibited birth control. Within a week, you had joined, and owing to the low number of men to join, had amassed quite the hareem. These two were the first to fall pregnant, with the others not far behind.

Experienced: Three different guys before you 💦💦💦💧😉

…he’s obviously had considerable practice…{blushing}…lucky her…{double-bliush}…<3 emmie @ le cocu quotidien.