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Hamilton characters as things my friends and roommates have said at college
Washington: Every time you don't keep your side of the room clean, god kills a puppy.
Angelica: Honey, if that boy talks to you again and you don't like what he's saying, send him to me and I'll kick him so hard in the ass, he'll need my foot surgically removed from his mouth.
Maria: I look like a hooker in this dress, but not a cheap one. Like, a really expensive one. For the guys who wear nice cologne and suits.
Laurens: I don't know if I'm gay. Or straight. Or bi. I don't know what I am. I just know I have to pee now cause I'm so stressed about this.
Hamilton: I want to have a party just about me. Like, no music, no dancing, nothing. Just an empty room and me with a mic, so that everyone will come and have to hear me talk.
Eliza: I feel so guilty, I ate sugar before lunch. My mum always says it's unhealthy to eat sugar before noon. What have I done? I'm a horrible rebel. I need to go call her and apologise.
Peggy: DUDE IM NOT A GARBAGE CAN STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE AT ME AM I THAT UNNOTICEABLE JESUS I HATE YOU ALL
Jefferson: Everyone here is so goddamn stupid.
Burr: Either I'll kill myself or my dorm-mate before summer break. I don't know which yet.
ELECTION OF 1800
Hamilton: *still crying over son’s death* Fellow Federalists: *kicks down door* IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE
the signs and their 2017 resolutions
aries: get hamilton tickets
taurus: recieve hamilton tickets
gemini: obtain hamilton tickets
cancer: buy hamilton tickets
leo: acquire hamilton tickets
virgo: come into possession of hamilton tickets
libra: gather hamilton tickets
scorpio: hold hamilton tickets
sagittarius: score hamilton tickets
capricorn: achieve hamilton tickets
aquarius: become hamilton tickets
pieces: sell their soul for hamilton tickets
A geode that resembles a burrito.
Hercules Mulligan as a dad
Mulligan: do we need to go BRRRRAH BRRRRAH shopping
Child:
Child: okay first off
me: how can i show someone the absolute genius that is Lin-Manuel Miranda in a short period of time?!
21 Chump Street: i got this.
Sonny: living in new york since i was a kid means i've developed really thick skin.
Benny: mint green doesn't suit you
Sonny: mint green brINGS OUT MY EYES YOU MOTHER-
washington: burr. burr: sir? washington: yoU AINT GOT NO SKILLS.
Washington: who’s Laurens talking to?
Hamilton: some dude
Washington: some dude? that’s messed up he’s trying to make you jealous
Hamilton: *sweating* jealous, I ain’t jealous I can take all these fellas whatever
tfw you remember that the reason benny started a fight in ‘the club’ was to protect usnavi
oscanisaac asked: In The Heights + favorite platonic relationship // USNAVI & BENNY
Shout out to my girl Nina because I’m pretty sure “Llamame” “Call me” “Azul” “Blue” “Amame” “Love me” “Perhaps I do” is the smoothest thing I’ve ever heard
HAM4HAM Jan 10, 2016 - Mandy Gonzalez (Nina) and Chris Jackson (Benny) reunite
@linmanuel: 5 years ago today we closed In The Heights and it was the most joyous night of my life @thebeast_mandy: I live at the top of the world! #IntheHeights #lifeisgood
@thebeast_mandy: So proud to be part of #Ham4Ham tonight representing #IntheHeights with my familia.
[videos: ITH, Ham4Ham]
Find a partner that will rap New York traffic conditions to you
Alexander Hamilton: *destroys literally the entire U.S. government*
Washington: Hey little homie don't get so upset
“Dad, I just have to say this first. Benny’s a good person. I hope you can trust me.”
people: lin manuel miranda is so talented! i love his shows, Hamilton and *looks at smudged writing on hand*
i'm the heats
Look at the fireworks night up the night sky… En Washington Heights!
Christopher Jackson is??? so fucking talented??? He’s got such a wide range of performance??? You listen to Benny’s Dispatch and then to One Last Time, it’s like a whole new actor stepped in, but then you listen to Right Hand Man and boom, completely different performance again, and that’s nothing like 96,000 either??? The guy who hugs Nina so gently and who holds her hand and cries for her like a lost puppy is also the guy who shouts at Hamilton for harming their ally to the south and compromising their victory??? The little dork who fusses over his tie and sweats buckets to impress his boss and his crush is also the guy who has so much prestance that people write home to tell their family about it??? Christopher Jackson is so talented y’all
this was your home
2008 and 2016 Tony Awards, Christopher Jackson and Lin Manuel-Miranda
Ensemble: HERE COMES THE GENERAL
Aaron Burr: Ladies and gentlemen...
Ensemble: HERE COMES THE GENERAL
Aaron Burr: The moment you've been waiting for...
Ensemble: HERE COMES THE GENERAL
Aaron Burr: The pride of Mount Vernon...
Ensemble: HERE COMES THE GENERAL
Aaron Burr: ... GEORGE WASHINGTON!
G. Wash: OKAY, WE GOT TRAFFIC ON THE WEST SIDE, GET OFF AT 79TH AND TAKE THE LEFT SIDE...
Person: Hey, How are y-
Me: Oh so you like Hamilton?
Person: What? I just said how-
Me: Oh you want me to sing it? If you say so...
Me: HOW DOES A
The risk I took was calculated but man, am I bad at math.
Charles Lee after the duel (via hamiltontexting)
*In the Fraunces Tavern*
Hamilton: *talking to Herc* PAY THE FUCKING BAR TAB!
Hercules: Chill
*Writing to congress*
Hamilton: *Writing to congress* PAY YOUR FUCKING ARMY!
Washington: Chill
*At the battle of Yorktown*
Hamilton: *yelling at the redcoats* PAY THE FUCKING PRICE
Lafayette: Chill
*At the cabinet battle*
Alexander: *debating with Thomas* PAY YOUR FUCKING SLAVES
Jefferson: Chill
*during the whiskey rebellion*
Washington: Alexander…
Hamilton: Yes sir?
Washington: Nows the time.
Hamilton: *takes deep breath* PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!!!!!
Alexander: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES
Washington: Alexander! Inside voices!