Need Some Nasty Gay Sex But We're Also Both Pathetic Dogs

I love taking lil naps, but I always wake up feelin like I'm missing somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

guess who finished alice in borderland (i’m crying)

oh if i speak. if i say what’s truly on my mind…

Here’s some more 🧜‍♂️ to start your week off right! #MermaidMonday #OurFlagMeansDeath

Source: Alex Sherman on twitter

In the mood to make out for like 2 hours straight

happy birthday to lord of the rings here are some of my favorite behind the scenes photos

For someone who was insecure abt my happy trail before AAAAERGHFHFHDJDJ 🤭 SAME MAN

i just saw some comments on tiktok of some people saying that the happy trail is disgusting. SORRY?! I COULD LICK THAT UP AND DOWN, MAN.

The Beta Reader

by Caedmon

Crowley has written an autobiography and asked Aziraphale to be the beta reader. But is there more tucked between the pages than just a highly sensationalized version of events?

Words: 1390, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Established Relationship, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Declarations Of Love, Attempt at Humor

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36588898

This blog is pro bush poking through panties and anti cop

hung out with cousin's DJ friend last night and he said the best compliment he's ever received was when he was DJing an orgy and did his research ahead of time and came prepared with Portishead/Massive Attack/Cocteau Twins/etc and halfway through the set, a woman stopped mid-blowjob and pulled the dick out of her mouth to say (to nobody in particular) "damn, this mix is incredible!"