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Baby Yoda: My Buir is the best Buir in the galaxy!!

Oh, boy. 

The Mandalorian 2.04: The Siege

Jack, please get glasses...

How would Whiskey react if you took him to a cat cafe to try to teach him what cats are once and for all? -T🐈‍⬛C

Honey look at all these possums

Yes please...

omg guys being tipsy with javi and making out on his sofa like middle school makeout style where you’re not in a hurry to go any further. just enjoying each other and the touches and the being so absorbed with each other. oh wow

Tony: It’s fine, I understand. You might find this hard to believe, but I can be a little childish sometimes, myself.

Stephen: Yes. You have gum in your hair right now.

Tony: Noted.

Indeed she does

she craves violence

Oh God... Oberyn, Din no....

i saw a post from @support-local-bands about pedro’s characters as john mulaney quotes and my hand slipped? disclaimer: i learned about most of these characters through tumblr so if something’s grossly inaccurate that’s my bad (i had a really hard time with ezra’s???)

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Pero Tovar: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Marcus Pike: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”

Din Djarin: “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you?”

Ezra: “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice- that’s life!”

Agent Whiskey: “It’s perfume.”

Javier Peña: “STREET SMARTS!”

Maxwell Lord: “This is the height of luxury!”

Frankie Morales: “I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.”

Oberyn Martell: “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

He is yours

Obi Wan Kenobi x Reader

Summary: Obi Wan finds out you have been hiding a secret from him for a few years.

Word count: 1.5k

You did not know how long it had been since you were in the Jedi Temple. About 5 years or so. You did not wish to return and yet here you were. The famed Jedi Master, who had been cast out, was now back.

You sighed as you walked through the halls, ignoring the looks you got. No one questioned you, they knew you had been asked to come back. But you refused. After you were cast out, you moved to a far off planet. A peaceful one and settled down. A year later, a knock came to your door.

Opening it, you found your old master there. “Kit” you greeted the man who smiled back at you. Looking behind him to see Windu and Master Yoda. You sighed and opened the door. Walking away from it, there was no point in inviting them in. They would come anyway. No point in turning them away, they would still make there way in. You leaned against your counter as the men sat at your table. Waiting for them to speak.

“I believe, an apology is owed to you” Windu started, you replied in a scoff. Blowing air from your nose and shaking your head. “You did not trade secrets… You did not break the code” Windu sighed, looking to Kit for help. “We are sorry” Kit said, looking to you. Hoping you would give him your famous smile and accept the apology. “What’s made you change your mind” was all you replied with.

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9: I will not be using a loophole. As always, I will be using the main hole, or no hole. I choose no hole.

Jack: You just said “hole” way too much, Doctor.

Rose: And that’s coming from Jack.

9: Yes, that is concerning.

Aye

Everyone who wants to get completely railed by Pedro Pascal while he wears the Mandalorian helmet say “Aye”