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Randy: One night I got a call - a P-300 downtown. There was a bumper sticker on one of the cars, and it said, "Happiness is a choice." I mean, I know it sounds crazy, but it changed my life. I mean, I made a decision right there. I chose to be happy. I mean, I really believe that. I mean, you have the power. You can choose to be happy.

Monk: I guess I should read more bumper stickers.

Randy: [yawning] Everybody should. Okay, it's late. I'm gonna to go sack out.

Monk: Yeah, good night.

Randy: See you in the morning.

Monk: Wait a minute. P-300? Isn't that a fatality?

Randy: Yeah, it was pretty ugly. The driver hit a tractor-trailer head on. He and his wife were both DOA.

Monk: And this was the car that had the bumper sticker, "Happiness is a choice"?

Randy: Yeah, that's right. Well, actually, it was on fire when I got there, so it was hard to read.

Monk: And this didn't deter you or make you think twice?

Randy: [shrugs] It was an epiphany, Monk. You can't just choose where you get it. I mean it could come from a guru on a mountaintop, or it could be from a bumper sticker on a burning Subaru.

I'm Spanish it's jajajajaja 😂

It’s kinda cool how we all speak different languages but the sound for a laugh is universal.

SuperMoon by pangea.

Cologne, Germany.

Monk: "It's over there."

Natalie: "What?"

Monk: "Dog...you know...dog...doo..."

Natalie: "Did you step in it?"

Monk: "If I stepped in it, I'd be in that ambulance right now, on my way to the Emergency Room, wouldn't I?! Praying for the sweet release that only death can bring."

Goodnight moon🌙

guys omg remember funniest home videos circa 2004 and they’d be like if you have any videos you want to send then send them to blah blah blah NSW, crows nest!!! or was that just me