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I wonder how many times I’ve walked by a person who actually found me attractive.
Sometimes I zone out so hard that I become aware that I’ve zoned and don’t feel like refocusing
no one talks abt how much paranoia can come with ocd. sometimes, it does make you think there are cameras everywhere, as if you’re being caught in the act of something. it can make you feel stalked. it can make you feel like you “aren’t alone” in a room. it can make you try to clear your mind in case They are looking at your thoughts. it can make you afraid to sit next to someone because maybe you’re “broadcasting” your intrusive thoughts. it can give you delusions, and it can give you enough paranoia that it leaves you terrified, at least in my experience. i wish ppl recognized that, because im sure im not the only one
hearing anyone conflict with your opinion on something important to you and immediately being flung into an identity crisis and panic for many days/weeks even if you’ve already been over and over it in your head a million times before :^)
This is an obligatory Adrian Monk (Tony Shalhoub) appreciation post.
When you send your crush a message and you pace the room staring at your computer and get a reply
dance…
Until the lion learns how to write, every story will glorify the hunter.
African Proverb (via wordsnquotes)
Monk? The whole house is laid out at right angles - everything except this table. You want to tell me why?
–‘Mr Monk and the Very Very Old Man’
All that’s made me Is all worth trading Just to have one moment with you.
You can taste the symmetry!
Mr. Monk, upon eating a square tomato. (via crazyjetty)
This joke made me laugh a lot! From Mr. Monk and the Airplane.
Randy: One night I got a call - a P-300 downtown. There was a bumper sticker on one of the cars, and it said, "Happiness is a choice." I mean, I know it sounds crazy, but it changed my life. I mean, I made a decision right there. I chose to be happy. I mean, I really believe that. I mean, you have the power. You can choose to be happy.
Monk: I guess I should read more bumper stickers.
Randy: [yawning] Everybody should. Okay, it's late. I'm gonna to go sack out.
Monk: Yeah, good night.
Randy: See you in the morning.
Monk: Wait a minute. P-300? Isn't that a fatality?
Randy: Yeah, it was pretty ugly. The driver hit a tractor-trailer head on. He and his wife were both DOA.
Monk: And this was the car that had the bumper sticker, "Happiness is a choice"?
Randy: Yeah, that's right. Well, actually, it was on fire when I got there, so it was hard to read.
Monk: And this didn't deter you or make you think twice?
Randy: [shrugs] It was an epiphany, Monk. You can't just choose where you get it. I mean it could come from a guru on a mountaintop, or it could be from a bumper sticker on a burning Subaru.
Straight out
OK! Why in the hell do people prefer Sharona to Natalie?
Sharona is a complete and utter Bitch. I mean despite Adrian ALWAYS being right, in basically every single episode she’s all, Don’t do this Adrian, You’re wrong about him Adrian, You’re childhood hero is a murderer Adrian, He isn’t lying Adrian.
I mean what the ever loving fuck? What is there to like there.
You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” ― William W. Purkey
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