Honestly, Good For Them

lesbians respond to male characters in one of seven ways:

complete indifference (majority go here)

that's my dad

that's my son

that's my brother my favourite dude my special guy (reserved for canonically gay/bi/trans men only)

that's my disgusting little pet hamster

im going to steal his gender

burning hatred

liGHTSABER cODYYYYYYY I'm so brain dead I can't stand to look at this piece anymore but I can't tear my eyes away from him I'm nitpicking every brush stroke

hawkeye finale how am i meant to go back to normal after this

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

Reading back over writing you banged out at 3am is always either like "wow this is so good what kind of entity possessed me" or "perhaps I have some sort of syndrome". If it's really good you might get both though

I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:

Colder tones!!!

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now

Behind every gay person is an even gayer, more evil person