The Thing About 911 Is That The Shipping Drama And Discourse Surrounding It Completely Belies How Insane

The thing about 911 is that the shipping drama and discourse surrounding it completely belies how insane this show truly is. A man is attacked by a shark on the freeway. Ghosts are probably real, and so are curses. The most recent season opens with a bee-nado that segues into a plotline about an autistic half-orphan child landing a broken plan. The most dramatic moment between the fandom's favorite ship is one of the characters getting shot by a sniper in broad daylight in the suburban streets of Los Angeles. Buck's introductory scene of the entire show is him stealing a firetruck to have sex with a Tinder hookup. The fire captain's backstory is an addiction that led to the death of 148 people. He's best friends with his wife's ex-husband and once proposed to said ex-husband's boyfriend on his behalf while that boyfriend was performing brain surgery on a man in the middle of a burning building. There's a guy who sneezes every time he lies and then lies so hard he almost dies. One of the main characters gets rebar impaled through his skull and is back to work the next month with no lasting side-effects. They basically never fight fires.

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1 year ago

Hi I’m In The Business Of Designing Helms For Alien Mandalorians Because Lucasarts Is Full Of Cowards

hi i’m in the business of designing helms for alien Mandalorians because lucasarts is full of cowards

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3 years ago

*spends a romantic evening at home browsing the Center For Disease Control's official zombie apocalypse survival guide*

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1 year ago

The best way to experience Star Wars is to pick a few things you like and then go into a fantasy world where you make up the rest.

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aphesma-01

2 years ago

This tweet has changed my life btw

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aphesma-01

1 month ago

how are we even having this conversation right now. how are we talking about scenes where buck sleeps with a man and then that man accuses him of being in love with eddie and then buck says he doesn't have to sleep with everyone he has feeling for and maddie asks him if he is in love with eddie and every time he goes to deny it the only thing he can say is that eddie is straight. how did we end up here.

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aphesma-01

2 years ago

People are always saying “such and such clone trooper is my man” your man? Baby he’s government property. Technically? That’s Palpatine’s man.

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4 years ago

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2 years ago

Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

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2 years ago

Quick commander Cody sketch

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aphesma-01

1 year ago

i'm as much of a slut for touch-hungry Obi-Wan gets cuddled by the Vode as much as the next Jedi/clone shipper, but I wish we'd stop doing it from the lense of like, 'the Jedi didn't hug him enough' (i have my doubts whether Qui-Gon did, but he was hardly the only damn Jedi in the Temple) and more as 'Palps isolated the Jedi from each other on purpose, so he's largely away from his family and surrounded by people he does care for (and is cared for by in return) but that he's cripplingly aware of his power imbalance with'

like, there's not a single instance within canon where someone goes in for a hug with him and Obi-Wan acts hesitant or unsure about accepting it, which i feel would not be the case if he'd actually not gotten that kind of support during his formative years. plus, i think people have a tendency to discount how much of that comfort would be taking place within the Force, given that Jedi are empaths.

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