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Anybody else have RBF (Resting Bat Face) 🦇

hazel defender for life btw

Bruce: Damn alien, I need to kill him.

Bruce, after looking closely at him: Damn alien, I need to fuck him.

Bruce, after barelly touching him the first time: Damn alien, I need to marry him.

Diana: Congrats, you're the first one to complete the fuck-marry-kill with ONE person!

New Year, same fics

Okay, I’m so low down that I’m asking tumblr for help.

There’s a guy in basically infatuated with rn and we’re not even in the same grade so how do I hit him up without being hella weird?

Context(?)

He’s a geek (home schooled up until high school, making beats in class with his pencil, only likes instagram reels that are school related, MODEL UN, ROBOTICS, band kid, part of jazz club)

I follow him on instagram and he follows me back

My friends in Choir are in the same grade as him and tell me about him

HOW DO I HIT THIS MAN UP IM SO DESPERATE

Clark Kent’s childhood

there's a starman waiting in the sky he'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds~

still reading the world's finest run sporadically, on the little flashback arc where they start out together, this is like pre-robin, pre-batsignal batman

tell me why this is written like SOMEONE'S about to gain a regular grinder date

clark put that little smirk awaaaayyyyyyyyy

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