The Thing I Love About Slovak (and Other Slavic Languages) Is How They Already Have The "(derogatory)"

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

drew a constant mood on the mind

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

Lord farquad

What's the name of the tiny tiny conservative twitter man again?

if steve and robin are mlm wlw solidarity, mike and max are mlm wlw hostility

Nothing scares me more than Jared firing the shots

Everyone: moving to the USA is going to be the best thing to happen to you!!

Me: *one month into living here gets diagnosed with depression*

Cackling.

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Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”