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House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

oh...oh this....this is insane I'm literally shaking

Sometimes I forget that I can write just for my own enjoyment, and that's what makes writing fun.

Seroiida nation I come forth, with a humble offer

🫴🫴🫴

Behold; The Mystery Cheeks

a treasure found antiquing today

thats my fat old man!!

context: @sexyman-contest-2025

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington