Bert: Violence isn't the answer. Mega Man: You’re right. Bert: sighs in relief Mega Man: Violence is the question. Bert: What? Mega Man, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Bert, running after them: NO-
Rock: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Roll: Plane tickets? Bass: Concert tickets? Copy Bot: Prostitution? Rock, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
Fully Charged! Mega Man: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine Fully Charged! Mega Man: i became more evil if you’re curious Archie! Mega Man: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Fully Charged! Mega Man: i’m going to get worse on purpose
This was originally just a joke
but........
This is basically these in my new au
in order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents, For you to be born todays from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4096 over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut
I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true
Edit: I'm sorry for not putting a flash warning before, and not reblogging doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. What I'm saying is to dni/unfollow if you don't support LGBT+ rights
The blading animation in ep 50 is top tier and feels like something that studio trigger invented and the energy resonances and surges just gave me inspiration to make a magical girl/boy au
I identify under the trans umbrella myself
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