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Latest Posts by ask-henrymiller-onvariousshit - Page 2
legends
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
*Grabs your other hand* yes
holy shit
Hot hot hot hot chocolate
HEY WE GOT IT
"No,I am not smelling like cheese."
Oi Henry! You smell like c h e e s e.
"Elaborate on this topic please"
"That is interesting observation.But...Why would you do that observation?"
Oi Henry! You smell like c h e e s e.
"Elaborate on this topic please"
anyway
RIP to a legend
When Jack and Dave are doing something stupid as hell
Henry from the Void:
I HATE REPUBLICANS BUT THE PIRACY IS NOT
AN OPTION
"You don't need to do piracy.It's bad,very bad. Just don't buy a game. That's would be enough.You can still watch walkthroughs or Let's plays.And remember that's telling a man that abducted kids."
(Wait a second.You're playing New Vegas?)
Commission Writings A.K.A In need of Cash
As many of you may or may not know I love to write and tell stories as evidence with the This War Of Mine Mini story thing I made not to long ago and my newest one of the Fallout New Vegas one. As of late I am in collage and trying to learn a trade with not much cash to my name and I know for a fact I will live with my mom for a bit after I leave so I decided to do commissions! Its a win for everyone people get stories and I get paid and able to write more. Of course this is my first time ever doing this type of thing so pricing and whatnot may change with time but these are what i shall do.
Pricing: For SFW works be it super kid friends or not horrible to be seen as NSFW Will be priced at $15 and for NSFW stories that will be $30 with us discussing what I will be willing to do in private. Just know things that are generally illegal I won’t do. For amount of words cost is a cent per word.
500 words = 5$
1000 words = 10$
1500 words = 15$
Please pay though Paypal! Please contact me though discord as that’s the best way to find me it being King-Aries#2616. If you like to add me that’s fine and we can start from there and discuss what you wish from me. I also made a Ko-Fi as a way just in case. Let’s hope this goes well as its my first time. Big thanks!
https://ko-fi.com/king_aries
"Eldritch abomination"
"Hi"
"Oh who the fuck are you?"
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
Do tax fraud.You need to abduct some kids to do successful tax fraud. I've done it with my restaurant so it can easily work for you.
"Criminal,Criminal,Criminal"
"i mean... yeah! I've committed alot of crimes the only crimes i haven't done and will never do is tax fraud, anything sexual, and murder!"
"i've acutally kidnapped elon musk once! don't ask happened 5 years ago"
"Second table.There is my colleague"
which table are you sitting at?
"Well.That was interesting for sure"
people wanna bang henry? what is wrong with you?
- Charlie the cursed phone guy
That’s what I’ve been saying for a while Charlie, that’s what I’ve been saying for a while
I'm currently in need of some comforting from the Voidwalker, because A) he's my comfort character and B) I've been down recently due to family issues and I just need some emotional support :') (sorry if this is a weird ask but I just want comfort from the pink man ó^ò)
Well...
Just believe someday,It's going to be okay.Try to fix your current situation with family and,most important,don't give up. Otherwise,it's going to be your downfall.Good luck,my friend.
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
Tag yourself: Metal Gear version
Big Boss: - believes in Santa and fears vampires - smokes a lot - only likes the real things - is dead inside but doesn’t know yet - love triangle - has children he wasn’t aware of Revolver Ocelot: - kin with wildcats - meows a lot - owns 2 or more of the same object (preferably revolvers) - dresses like a cowboy - thirsty - doesn’t know his mom - follows too many people Kazuhira Miller: - accidentally invented McDonalds - loves to cook - always on his foot - would give a leg and an arm for his love interest - gets jealous a lot and also very quickly - doesn’t like to third-wheel Solid Snake: - uses “hmmm” and “uhhh” phrases a lot - quiet, but can talk alot if needed - owns a metric fuckton of dogs - secretly likes Anime - kinkshames people by accident - doesn’t like his brother Liquid Snake: - tattooed - has only one true friend - leader of his own squad - probably emo - hates to cut his hair - hates his brother - doesn’t know how social media works and never will Otacon: - had a terrible dad - loves his siblings - also loves Anime - had an accidental marriage with an ex-soldier - raised a child with said ex-soldier in a plane - eats a lot, probably Raiden: - noone likes him at first sight - steals the show whenever he can - occassionally hairflips his way through life - wields swords - has a child??? - sick beat drops whenever he enters the stage (RULES OF NATUREE) - loves memes and cats The Boss: - tells you to kill her - defects to the Sovjet Union - the mom of the squad - doesn’t like dirty floors - likes snakes EVA: - cosplays - can kick you with a motorcycle - likes to watch people eat snakes - disappears pretty fast - likes to give exposition - probably likes Marina and the Diamonds - has 3 sons and 2 of them are a disappointment Johnny: - has a sensitive stomach - annoys everyone in the squad - is usefull sometimes - pure child yet dangerous - Weeabo Meryl: - kicks ass before 6AM - lowkey afraid of getting real tattoos - cool earrings - doesn’t buy your bullshit - also had an accidental marriage - isn’t a rookie Quiet: - only speaks in languages noone can understand yet she knows english - hates clothing - loves rain - can break your neck with her legs - have you seen her legs Sunny: - the child of the squad - always happy - likes to cook - smol, pls protect her - makes new friends quickly
Huey: - noone likes him - he can fuck off - his texts get ignored - noone will ever love him - douchebag - pees himself and doesn’t change like wtf
Another traveler on the lonely highways and byways. Right behind you—like the shiver running down your spine
Ayo Henry, I'VE GOT QUESTION: While in the Void, do you just... not age? Cause literal DECADES are going by and you don't seem to change... also, if you exited the Void somehow, would you still not age and just be immortal, would time catch up with you and you'd DIE, or would you age normally from there as if you we're still whatever age you are?
"You should ask him on that topic,but my thoughts on it,I kinda immortal,I think..."
“by the end of death note, the only thing this user cared about was matsuda’s survival”
gasterpost masterpost
"Do you see the difference?"
"I am not"
my gf has this headcanon where mario golf is just. their code for weed