athena-snapdragon

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

Great day for annoying people (me)

"why does Captain America call you babygirl?"

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

something i keep experiencing

Arcane Marvel AU where Jayvik is the equivalent of Stucky

I love the Bucky headcanon of him calling people "doll" cause I think its cute but I dont't think he does it exclusively for people romanticly, he does it platonicly as well :)

It'd also be funny imagining the first time he calls people that, like Tony 😭

"I fixed that bug in your arm for you, should be working better now" he grumbles, he still hasn't formed any trust around Bucky since the 'incident' is what they call it.

"Thanks doll"

Tony blinks his face tiredly red as he blurts "what'd you say?"

"Thank you for fixing my arm?"

"No the.. The name"

"Doll?"

"Yeah..that, I thought.. I mean I thought you and Steve were a thing"

"What does that have to do with-? Oh." he realises, his face also getting a little red as he laughed.

"It's just a nickname I call everybody, nothin- it's nothing like that"

Tony looks away, "Yeah alright.."

PLOT TWIST: Peter is the Bad Bitch

Too close to the sun

Am I late to the party ?

Peter: Mr Stark, opinions on friendship bracelets?

Tony: They're stupid, no point in them.

Peter: Oh yeah! Totally agreed. Pfft, stupid as hell...*slowly holds out the matching spiderman and iron man bracelets he bought*

Tony: They look good, kid. I'll wear them forever.

Peter: Nah, they're childish. It's fi-

Tony: *already holding his hand out* forever.

p.s - I like to imagine that Peter is part of the group that's allowed to hand Tony something but only sometimes.

Honestly people aren't ready for a live action Squirrel Girl. They want a mildly quirky sex symbol.

But Squirrel Girl is weird. She's WEIRD weird. She's autistic and barely bothers to hide it. She is very loud and annoying and insanely progressive. Her best friends are all people of color who are extremely opinionated and one of them is trans.

She openly talks smack about Nazis. She's thick as fuck and not just in a comic way she's a big girl. She has a round face and buck teeth. She has no filter. She loves herself.

Squirrel Girl is so much more than just a furry stand in crush and honestly a large majority of the fan base would not like her. She is a GIRLS girl and her best friend writes loki cat fanfiction.

She is cringe and free and too good for this world. IF WE EVER SEE HER IN LIVE ACTION WE WILL DEFEND HER AT EVERY STEP

"I thought you said you were a pilot" / "I never said pilot :)" YES SIR SAM WILSON FALCON SIR CAPTAIN AMERICA SIR

all of the avengers are t-shirt-stealing gremlins 😤

tony stark who is openly bisexual but nobody realizes because they think that's just his Personality™

*talks about how hot certain men are* he's so honest

*flirts with men constantly* oh how charming and friendly

*holding hands and cuddling with his boyfriends* what an affectionate guy

*gets photographed kissing/feeling men up at parties* Stark really likes to party hard

*blatantly comments about having sex with men* haha what a jokester

*talks about his broad taste, experience, and openness* such a playboy and womanizer

*goes to queer clubs and events* he's a great ally and networker

and this has been going on since his MIT days.

they put James Buchanan Barnes in the first Avengers movie and i really said, "oh, i will watch every movie/tv show/short/interview the mcu has to offer for the chance to catch a glimpse of him and my life will be over" and now my life is over

Guys I think I figured out the Pinterest collage thing

you know those weeks where life is just too much, and even the smallest things seem like a big deal?

I bet peter parker had those a lot. weeks where—in addition to being an emotional teenager—he went to school sleep-deprived and slightly injured from fighting crime for several brutal nights.

when flash trips him and makes him drop his books, he just starts sobbing so hysterically that flash freaks the hell out and actually picks his stuff up for him and asks if he needs to see a counselor.

or ned notices that he forgot his pencil in math, so he gives peter one of his spare ones, and peter's eyes widen and then he's like, "I love you ... so much," and starts sobbing again, and everyone in the class is like wtf is going on?

or tony is scolding him for being reckless and is talking about how peter needs to be more responsible, but all peter can do is stare in shock. and then he opens his mouth and is like, "wait ... you're looking out for me? that's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me."

and tony doesn't know how to respond, so he just awkwardly hugs the kid before going to find bruce, because what was that?

Ocean: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Noel: Thank you for your sacrifice, Ocean.

virgil shall play

✨the bass✨

Ah yes, the two genders- Fucked up girl and swingin' space age bachelor man...

little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

Jane doe fanart I don’t know how to use this app 💔💔💔

sambucky might be divorced but sebanthony are renewing their vows every chance they get <3