this is the first time ur getting jane doed in 2025
TFYM IT DOESN'T?????
THERE'S A WHOLE MUSICAL ABOUT IT
trying to choose a movie to watch: do I miss my pookie (Iron Man trilogy)? My baby girl (CA: Winter Soldier)? My wife (Black Widow)? Do I wanna watch a romance (X-Men: First Class)? A slice of life (Avengers: Age of Ultron)? Comfort film (Spider-Man: Homecoming or FFH)?
HOT GIRLS SET BOUNDARIES
Canon event i fear ;)
Sex so CRAZY good they had to be put on time out by the writers.
Tried my hand at the beautiful art style from the intro vinyl from Arcane✨
(40s Steve & Bucky edition!)
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom
It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education
602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡
nah bc as soon as i saw this post it confirmed so many things about me
Bruh did I just get clocked wtf
Jayce would totally share his last name, Viktor, he’s not greedy
just blocked random porn and spam blogs feeling good :)
i hope everyone is having a great new year so far! enjoy :D
pushing strands of their hair out of their face
brushing the dust of their clothes
wiping off a food stain near their lips (bonus: you lick it off your fingers)
briefly tracing the lines of their palms
patiently helping them put their shoes on
teasingly playing with the string of their hoodie
nose boops
comparing hand sizes
accidentally grazing their hands as both of you are reaching for the same object
gentle massages for their shoulders
delicately putting your hand on their back
playful stabs with your fingers onto the side of their waist
ever so light forehead pecks
a prompt list by @novelbear ᵔᴥᵔ
letting their chatty partner ramble about their day, listening with a small smile
sunshine toppling over them with the biggest hug they could muster and grump just giving them tiny little pats to reciprocate
grumpy going out of their comfort zone to cheer up their sunshine who's having a bad day
^ "look, i made pancakes! i even made a smiley face out of the whipped cream, see?" "oh, that's what it's supposed to be? you're so cute.."
grumpy calling sunshine names (dummy, idiot, chatterbox) knowing they take no offense to them, but the moment someone else does, they snap
"are you always this happy?" "i try to be, but especially when i'm with you."
sunshine knowing when it's okay to push but never crosses a line when it comes to grumpy's boundaries
sunshine comforting the grump when they're a little more quiet and snappy than usual, leaving grump a flustered mess because they're used to people actually listening when they tell them to leave them alone
"i'm not leaving you like this, i care about you."
sunshine taking grumpy on more active dates than they're used to (like ice skating for example)
[while cloudgazing] "i see a duckling!" "literally how."
sunshine making lunch for grumpy in the cutest way possible (little notes, heart-shaped sandwiches, always adding their fave snack)
getting into arguments about how nice sunshine can be and where it gets out of hand
^ "i was just trying to be nice!" "they were clearly taking advantage of that!" "since when do you care so much?" "i'm trying to look out for you!"
grumpy letting sunshine play with/do their hair
when laundry piles up and grumpy has no choice but to borrow one of sunshine's colorful little sweaters
^ and of course, sunshine coos and smothers them all day over it
"i love you." "i know." "say it back!"
Defying Gravity works so well with Tony and Steve during Civil War, I mean-
"I hope you're happy how you've hurt your cause forever, I hope you think you're clever" (Steve becoming a criminal) ???
"I hope you're proud of how you would grovel in submission to feed your own ambition" (Tony signing) ???
"I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this" (Steve choosing Bucky) ???
"I really hope you get it, and you don't live to regret it" ??? I can't with them.
"Elphie (Steve), listen to me, just say you're sorry" !!!!?
& "Glinda (Tony), come with me" ???Hello? Excuse me?
"it's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap" like, has Steve Rogers ever done anything else?
"Together, we'll be the greatest team there's ever been [...] There's no fight we cannot win" - pretty sure they say that in Civil War, actually
reblog to be drawn as a kitty next to me on this paper
Was sobbing over Jinx and Vi...and then suddenly Vi and Caitlyn were getting their freak on..what a whirlwind of emotions dude 😞
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Preparing the baby for her first nice winter❄️❄️
show choir is literally killing me and it too me way to long to actually get around to doing this i’m so sorry @hurtspideyparker 😭
a - american idiot by green day
t - take on me but specifically the cover from the last of us 2
h - heartbreaker by pat benatar
e - enemy from arcane
n - no surprises by radiohead
a - a guy that is kinda be into from be more chill the musical
s - sugar cloud from ride the cyclone
n - nothing new by rio romeo
a - ants marching by dave matthews band
p - puppy princess by hot freaks
d - despair by leo.
r - red wine supernova by chappel roan
a - after midnight by chappel roan
g - grow for me from little shop of horrors but specifically sung by jeremy jordan
o - oh ana by mother mother
n - noel’s lament from ride the cyclone
tags don’t gotta do it if they don’t wanna
@adhd-writer-with-liquid-gender and @hatergirl-69 even though they were already tagged bc i know like three people lmao
i was tagged by @firesmokeandashes, thanks for the tag!
so the rules of the game are to write one song for every letter in your url, and then tag as many people as there are letters in your url. okay? okay.
a - a young understanding, sundara karma
d - disaster, conan gray
o - out of my league, fitz and the tantrums
u - undercover martyn, two door cinema club
b - black fins, ricky montgomery
l - look after you, the fray
e - electric love, BØRNS
n - nerve, destroy boys
e - evil, melanie martinez
l - looking out for you, joy again
i - i kissed a girl, katy perry
e - eraser, ricky montgomery
s - stuck on you, new politics
e - eleanor rigby, the beatles
so im supposed to tag 15 people right now, cause there's 15 digits in my url. but honestly i dont know anyone on here, and almost all of my followers are bots?? so im only gonna tag a few ppl. sue me 🤷♀️
@kristinazhuk @vicaridoo @kahtherinee @bitchlessbychoice @heartintherye @dumb1ebee @greyladyblue @bkdkisdoingwhat @cremateyourlife
Iron Man trilogy: When Tony argues with Pepper
"I WAS ATTACKED!", "I'm not on my CYCLE PEPPER!", "I was gonna make you an omelet and tell you." "'We could've been in Venice' 'Oh please.'" "It's a big bunny, relax about it!"
Captain America trilogy: Bucky Barnes. Just Bucky Barnes.
1. Howling Commandos Bucky all dirty and grinning, or confused and concerned "I thought you were smaller" "No not without you!" "I had him on the ropes" 2. Winter Soldier ALWAYS, but particularly the knife fight. Also the way his metal arm rolls the bomb in that one scene. And weepy lost Winter "but I knew him" 3. Beefy Bucky!!! I'm biased for Romania plum picking Buck, the stubble and hat combo, long hair peeking out and that jacket barely covering his bulging muscles in the henley. And the way he stares at Steve in his apartment... oh sweetheart. He needs a hug so bad
Spider-Man trilogy: When Peter cries. His teary brown eyes 😭🫶 (ik I'm a freak mk)
"I lost the Stark internship" in the oversized shirt and hello kitty pjs, needing May to comfort him. Crying like a little kid when he's stuck under the rubble. FFH when he's in the night monkey suit and just his goggles are up and you can see how watery his eyes are when Fury is reprimanding him. NWH: God... too much really. Reaching for May as she dies. Breaking down all over again when Ned and MJ find him on the rooftop and hold him. That beautifully cinematic shot when JJJ is tearing Spider-Man apart for being ruinous and unsalvageable
Thor movies: Loki's smirk/cockiness
Every time he smirks. Loki shapeshifting in Dark World during their escape, especially as Captain America. Ragnarok when Thor tells the snake story from when they were kids and Loki's just sitting there smug in the corner
Avengers movies: The domesticity of the team + when mom and dad fight (stony)
AoU did domestic so beautifully. The after party, Clint's farm, bantering about Worthiness, Nat's humour "I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other's eyes". The whole "language" bit. The compound, everyone living together. Shawarma. Endgame when they are figuring out time travel together, Tony teasing them for being idiots, Nat, Tony, and Bruce cuddling on a table discussing the stone locations. Stony making up, "I trust you".
Stony fights: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist" "I don't trust a guy without a dark side" "'she's just a kid!' 'gimme a BREAK'" "you're gonna come with us, now! Because it's us." "Don't bullshit me Rogers, did you know?" "No trust, liar."
GOTG movies: Rocket being a dad to Groot
When Groot sacrifices himself and Rocket holds the twigs from his body, being gentle with him and him only, Groot showing the picture he made and Rocket being proud, the entire scene of Rocket trying to teach Groot not to press the big red button, and the scene of trying to get Groot to bring Yondu's fin. Arguing with angsty teen Groot
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
This is how that scene went right