2016 may have been a generally shit year but at least the anime was lit.
Thanks Crunchyroll
Anime producers when deciding where all the budget should go:
So that’s where babies come from….
Aries: Judar
Taurus : Uta
Gemini : Yuuya Kizami
Cancer : Vincent Nightray
Leo : Tsubaki
Virgo : Shuu Tsukiyama
Libra : Undertaker
Scorpio : Izaya Orihara
Sagittarius : Sonic
Capricorn : Ukyo
Aquarius : Shogo Makishima
Pisces : Akise Aru
Random Anime Abilities Horoscope.
”If you guys have anymore ideas for horoscopes or quotes let me know, I’d be happy to take suggestions ^w^” - your friendly angel Saisettha7
Kakashi: some of us are still "it" from a childhood game of tag
Naruto: this fucked me up more than it should have
Asuma: when a girl changes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend zoned
Kakashi: or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
Kurenai: two different types of people
Kakashi: you know how there's a theory that no two people see color the exact same way?
does that mean color is like
a pigment of your imagination?
Sakura: YOU FUCKING DIDNT
Naruto: I'm gonna put a cookie in a burger
Kakashi: Don't, that's playing god
Kakashi: I should sleep it's late I'm gonna hate myself in the morning.
Kakashi to Kakashi: You already hate yourself, read the next chapter.
You better remember to eat a balanced diet, or Kakashi the Vegetable Man will haunt your windowsill casually bearing nutritious greens.
Beware the Vegetable Man.
OMG!!!
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@ Kissanime where is my running Naruto?
Greg literally charmed an alien rebel leader, the giant tyranical greaving leader of the authority the previously mention rebel leader rebelled from, and an entire colony of humans who were born in space and were basically forced into arranged marriages cause they had no idea what the freedom of choice was.
“No one can resist The Universe” indeed..
it’s weird to remember that this character was the most intimidating villain of her series at one point and repeatedly attempted to kill the main characters
I wand Jarco to be endgame because it's the best ship
Toffe is a savage
Literal monster who tried to kill him and his family (who later turned out to be a severely disfigured civilian conscript with severe ptsd and brain damage, but all he knew at the time was that she spat acid and attacked his family)
sentient plant life (that also tried to kill his family and ended up practicing ritual sacrifice)
Onion
Angsty/apathetic teen who wants nothing to do with him
overworked IT consultant turned mad scientist (who tried to kill him simply because he was there)
woman who stole the entire ocean, broke his dad’s leg, and tried to drown both him and his best friend
angry rock with really great eyeliner who lives in the ocean and formed an army of monsters for the express purpose of killing him
geoweapon made of semisentient corpses
rock with anger issues who wants to rip his gem out and bring it to her boss as a trophy
that racist uncle you see every year at thanksgiving and have to make small talk with
his mom’s ex-girlfriend
former groupie who let his dad crash on her couch
two lesbians in a trench coat
a heel wrestler with a fursona
many large and colorful moms
a military extremist with weapons for hands
literally everyone in Beach City
girl with Book and Sword
additional angry rocks
various monsters
evil breakfast
his alt-timeline selves
an actual, literal lion
probably more that im forgetting
I love this show
I like to image that this happened after Steven and company left the Zoo.
BD: I’m glad that the Sapphire was able to bring in another human.
YD: Yeah but she should really have her pearl change her outfit. It didn’t suit her at all. And where are her other Rubies, usually there are at least three to a Sapphire.
BD: Now that you mention it that was strange. I haven’t seen a Sapphire with only one ruby since….
BD: Yellow I think we’ve been duped.
some
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
I posted this 4 months ago and I couldn’t find so I’m re-posting it so y'all can see my sin.
Rebecca: okay, CN. babysit my child for a few hours please
CN: okay
RS: okay *leaves*
a second later
CN: *lets Steven Universe out into the wild while CN watches Teen Titans Go! and keeps a good eye on it* i am a good babysitter
Too much death on my dashboard man.
So close…
SHE IS MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER AND DID NOTHING WRONG