THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT

Just a reminder that frogs breathe through their pores and even though we love them we shouldn't touch!! Even if you wet your hands first your human oils might be dangerous to their skin. Keep frogs safe and healthy, love them from afar whenever possible.

I hope I’m not just a mutual to you but also one of the worst and most annoying tumblr users alive today

I went to the beach with my parents. My dad was blonde and had a ponytail. We had backpacks. We jumped into the sea and immediately saw whales and giraffes. It was my cousin's birthday. We got her some shells.

i rest my case

If I went around handing out copies of the Quran to the children on this island, purely in the interest of the pursuit of knowledge… Well, I’d expect you’d chase me out of town, Miss Keane.

MIDNIGHT MASS | Book III: Proverbs

This is Miles, and he’s gonna save the multiverse!

can i get 3 pumps of lsd inmy frappy

This man is a gift.

I need everyone to see this