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i have thoughts

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KATE WALLIS — CRUEL SUMMER 1x02 (A SMASHING GOOD TIME)

| BOWIE AND IMAN |

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

Okay so obviously celebrity crushes are a big thing but does anyone else have celebrities that you're not attracted to but you're like... god I would love to have that person as a friend or an older sibling or a godparent or whatever... Like I'm not attracted to Paul F. Tompkins but every time I see him I'm like wow I lowkey want him to take me to the zoo and buy me an ice cream cone and a balloon... I wanna chill with Robb Wells on his back porch and hang out with his pet chickens... I wanna go to a karaoke night with Phoebe Bridgers and then get her advice on how to deal with shitty mental health days... I wanna eat nachos and watch hockey with Will Arnett... I want to talk to Jenny Owen Youngs about my feelings on Buffy the Vampire Slayer... idk there's such a culture of being super verbal and weirdly explicit about wanting to fuck celebrities but sometimes you just wanna platonically vibe with people