Latest Posts by baguettehasarrived89 - Page 2
there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance
Apparently racing the native beetle species of whatever planet you’re stationed on is an Omega squad thing. (I know they did it in one of the books, I think it was Order 66?)
Man, don't this bring back some memories
hey
imagine being trans in star wars. terminator dick graft
Just want to send a special thanks to the Republic Commando series for kindly reminding me that clones aRE CLAUSTROPHOBIC BECUASE tHEY SPENT A MAJORITY OF THEiR TIME IN A BACTA TANK
Wait a minute, hold your horses
Omega: Soooo, what do you think of Phee?
Tech: She is so pretty, I want to build Legos with her.
It's beautiful
My Redneck Neighbor Doug Watches 'The Bad Batch Season 3' Trailer
Like all the other Star Wars geeks, Doug cut out of an important Zoom meeting with his work to watch the latest trailer of Daddy Warcrimes 'n Friends last week.
Cue ,y poor phone exploding as he commented on everything, and my director giving me weird looks--because the depity CEO was too busy watching it too and the actual CEO was busy playing video games on his phone. Yes, I work with adults with graduate degrees.
Here's what Doug texted me. Enjoy!
Need a refresher? Here's List 1 and List 2 of what Doug calls the cast of this show.
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Looks like they’re on a mountain pass. Wait ain’t that the truck they used on Kashyyyk? Is Chewbacca on it?
Aw, Church Lady’s back! Hope Sassy Park Ranger’s in the back seat getting the guns loaded and the Slim Jims ready! (I’m not correcting him. Let the man have his rarepair).
Little Orphan Blondie, Stepsister Beth and Daddy Warcrimes are all in the same ugly ass uniform. They all giving me Nurse Ratchet vibes. Didn’t Daddy Warcrimes have a lobotomy or something?
THE SONS OF ROBOCOP ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!
The Emperor is mumbling again to Jimmy the Scientist but hey the Imperial guard and their cool ass red robes are around. I wonder how often they clean them? You ever read 'Shadows of the Empire'?
Rex seems smaller, is something up?
NUTSY GOT A FLAMETHROWER! GO NUTSY GO!!!
The Chick That’s In Everything AND Gun Safety Muppet are back?! Oh boy! What about Chewbacca? Chewbacca Junior?
Ryan-from-Accounting’s dead, yeah, we know. He’s coming back as Space Gandalf, we know, shut up, we ain’t stupid.
OH SHIT DAYTONA’S GETTING INVADED. HIDE THE COCAINE AND THE SUSHI!!!!
Oh shit, Little Orphan Blondie’s behind the wheel! Is that the HMS Search Warrent she's on? I don't think so?
Is that a dog? AW HELL YEAH MUTANT JIMMERS* ON THE PROWL!
Julio’s worked up and he’s gonna do something!
HOLY SHIT, JOHN’S-EX-WIFE IS IN THIS??!?!?!?**
*= Jimmers is Doug's very handsome poodle mix from East Texas. He's 80 lbs of golden happiness even if he keeps murdering the raccoons in our alley. It's okay, they were living in sin, according to Doug.
**=New character unlocked! Asajj Ventress = John’s-Ex-Wife? Who is John? What did his ex-wife do?!?!
Tagging Doug's fans: @amalthiaph @merkitty49 @eyecandyeoz @autistic-artistech @eelfuneral @sued134 @techs-stitches @megmca @thecoffeelorian @skellymom @cdblake1565
Remind me if you need to be tagged in here for Doug-isms.
S3 final episode: The Calvary Has Arrived
Me, realizing that is Wrecker's line:
Peace and love
sabaton lyrics (especially from early songs) are so funny to me. none of these words wanted to be in that verse and yet there they are
Korkie is Obi-Wan's bastard pass it on
“Been waiting for you, Jango. Thought you might not make it.”
“Don’t write me off until you watch me die. Face to face.”
Star Wars: Bounty Hunter (2002)
This year has been quite trying, but I'm happy that I discovered a love of making these horse animations in 2023.
With an official nod from the mods, I'm now free to share the piece I did for @forcefatalezine ! The very first episode of The Clone Wars I ever caught on tv was Numa's debut episode Innocents of Ryloth and when little Numa appeared in Star Wars Rebels years later, I was overjoyed. Numa (and her brothers) will always hold a special place in my heart.
Special shout out to the Blurrgs. Ladies supporting ladies.
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Fun Christmas idea:
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it