I'm not really sure what I am right now.
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Port Orchard is the shit.
I was about an hour outside Seattle in a town that, like I said, I'm pretty sure was about an hour away from you! hahaha ever heard of Port Orchard?
Yes I have!
Also, all black people were slaves before the civil war. And the real reason the colonies wanted to be independent of Great Britain in the first place is because GB was too nice to slaves. Also, Pearl Harbor was carried out by the US Government to get involved in WWII. #PearlHarborTruthist
•Lincoln believed white people were the superior race •Gandhi hated black people •The CIA brought illegal drugs into the country •Ronald Reagan was the devil •White people mutated from the Dravidian Albinos and would be nothing without POC
What? Nobody said it was. Pretty sure manscaping is a common practice anymore.
Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?
Probably Egotistical Ranting Feminists
practically elegant radical feminists
patriarchy exterminatory!!!!!!!!!!!! radical feminists
probably enlightened radical feminists
patriarch exclusive radical feminists
#ThingsThatDefinitelyHappened
When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn’t really a ‘yes’ or 'no’ question. I said 'sure it is, you’ve either had sex before him, or you haven’t’. She brought me onto the couch and sat me down and told me about the boy she liked when she was young and how one night she snuck into his house while his parents were gone and they were kissing and he said they should have sex and she said that she wanted to save sex for marriage and he laughed and basically took all her clothes off and he raped her and as my mom was telling the story she cried and this was the second time I had ever seen my mom cry. She was 12 when it happened.
In grade 8 I got a call from my friend in the middle of the night and she was drunk in the park crying and told me that she went out that night with some other friends and they drank a little and her guy “friend” starting flirting and yes she laughed at first but then he tried to pull her shirt over her head and she pulled away and he ripped her shirt and it was her favourite shirt and then he pushed her to her knees and HIS BEST FRIEND HELD HER JAW OPEN WHILE HE FACE FUCKED HER. And so I went to the park and picked her up and took her home and slept in her bed with her except we didn’t sleep because she just cried and her mouth bled and this was four years ago but I still have to be the one to bring her items to the till it the cashier is a man, and she still has anxiety attacks and she’ll get a rash all over her body and I just want to kill those boys but instead they are still walking around. And I’m in the bathroom with her, dabbing at her skin with a warm cloth until it returns to its regular colour.
And in grade 9 one of my closest friends was kinda seeing this boy and so they hung out one night and then she said that she really had to be getting back home and he said that she wasn’t going anywhere until she gave him what he wanted and he parked the car and took off her clothes and she said no and he ignored her and so she laid in the backseat totally limp and just cried and it wasn’t even sex, he just masterbated by using her body instead of his hand and she came to school the next day with vodka in her water bottle and she drank all day and I had to fight her to get the alcohol away from her and she just cried and threw up and I skipped class while I held her hair back and that same boy texted me a month later, asking if I ever wanted to hangout sometime.
And in that same year my very best friend who has never even kissed a boy, confessed to me that when she was 9 years old, her 12 year old cousin made her give him a hand job and he told her that was what cousins do and he gave her a chocolate bar afterwards and she told me that he probably doesn’t even remember it but that it’s something that she’ll never have the luxury of forgetting.
And in grade 10 I knew a girl who invited her best friend over to watch Disney movies and then he started to put his hands down her pants and she said no but she is 130lbs and he is 220lbs and he called her a tease while she tried to fight him but he used one hand to hold her down, and the other to put inside of her and i was the one to push her inside of a classroom and stand in front of her while calling the police when he showed up at our school looking for her and she was so damn scared.
And a few months later I skipped class and was in the car with a guy who i had had unprotected sex with in the past while under the influence of cocaine but this time I was sober and I insisted we use a condom but he told me he couldn’t feel anything while the condom was on so he ripped it off and I said I refused to have unprotected sex again and so he just grabbed me and forced himself into my mouth and I was crying and he pulled me onto him and I just came saying “stop” over and over like a broken record but he must’ve heard something different because he went until he came and I just sat naked in the backseat while he drove me back to the school and said “we should do this again sometime”. And I had five showers that night and I scratched at my skin so hard to try and rip his fingerprints off of me, I still have the scars.
And I found out soon afterwards that that same guy had raped a classmate of mine, 5 months earlier and she told me about how he brought her McDonald’s first, and how he said they could take things slow and she told me about how he didn’t listen to her either. And he goes to our school and so after she told me about her incident and I told her about mine, we decided to report it to the police and the trial is currently still going on and he told people about it, except in his version we are just “asking for attention” and all his friends talk about how bad they feel for him. As if HE is the one that still wakes up screaming. As if HE felt like his skin no longer was beautiful, no longer belonged to him. And I held her in my arms as she bawled after giving the police her statement. And she did the same for me.
And I met a woman a year ago in a paint store and she had a service dog and I asked what the dog was for and it turns out that she had been so brutally raped and abused in her life, that the dog is literally trained to keep men away from her.
And I’m so FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN. How many rape victims eyes have I already looked into? How many more will I? And how many more friends will I hold while they shake? Because I don’t know how many more I can take. And who the fuck still has the nerve to make rape jokes? And… Something just has to change. Please, someone just start being that change.
-16 year old girl
Correction, THIS is the dumbest shit I've seen all day.
when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day
#ThingsThatDefinitelyHappened
So he was dropping his girlfriend off at her house and he was taking my grandfather’s NEW truck.
The police pulled him over and he put his hands on the steering wheel, like you’re supposed to do, and he waited on the police officer to approach him.
The police officer informed him that he pulled him over because there was something wrong with the tailpipe of the truck (keep in mind, brand new truck) & that he needed his license and registration, so my cousin gave it to him.
As the police officer went back to his car, my cousin called my grandpa and told him that something was wrong with his tailpipe on his BRAND NEW TRUCK.
My grandpa, thinking something was not right, asked where my cousin was and went to arrive where he was being pulled over at.
Back to my cousin, waiting on the police officer, 3 more cop cars pulled up and one had a K-9 dog with him. My cousin, confused, asked what was going on. The police told him nothing, not to worry about it. He kept talking to my cousin to distract him, but my cousin saw in the rear view mirror that the police officer with the K-9 dog had something in his hand.
The police officer with the k-9 dog called the other police over and told him, “the dog smells weed.” My cousin does not smoke, and my grandfather doesn’t carry weed.
When the police asked my cousin if he had any drugs on him, my grandpa pulled up in his car. At the very moment, the police with the K-9 dog got back in his car, & sped off. The first police officer told my grandpa, “we’re done here.” & left in his car with the other cops following him.
Guys.
The police officer was going to try and plant weed in my grandpa’s truck.
He was going to say that it was my cousins.
My cousin could have been the next hashtag on our social media networks.
REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THIS SHIT. SOME POLICEMAN ARENT SHIT AND DO NOT DESERVE THEIR BADGE. THEY DELIBERATELY TARGETED MY 18 YEAR OLD COUSIN AND WAS GOING TO SET HIM UP. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
We can all make the world a better place. #HopeForHumanity
Why would you do that? Throwing your bloody tampon on someone for saying something you don't like just seems excessive. Please don't do that. It will make the world a better place.
LMAO THIS IS SO TUMBLR. I can’t even. That text post was obviously a joke, how about you try being a little less sensitive? I think it will make the world a better place.
Ha. What a fucking dumb cunt.
Freedom of speech exists when they want to say the “n-word”
But freedom of speech no longer exists when everyone starts telling them what an ignorant piece of shit they are for saying it.
So freedom of speech exists only for white people.
I think I got it now.
Disagree with me? Well you are Transphobic and Ableistic!
No, self-diagnosing is actually harmful, because it turns out doctors are a lot smarter than you and spend years studying the human body and mind, not just reading shit on fucking wikipedia. Self-diagnosing is caused by Special Snowflake syndrome.
you sound like an asshole tbqh
Dumbest shit I've seen all day.
people treat self diagnosing as though its just kids ‘trying to be cool’ and searching for another accessory (as if neurodivergence is rewarded and trendy)
self diagnosing is more like people spending their whole life wondering what the hell is going on and why they function differently
self diagnosing is neurodivergent people finding ways to take care of themselves outside of an often abusive medical system
self diagnosing is using resources in order to learn and understand ourselves that doesnt involve costly inaccessible healthcare
if you are anti-self diagnosing you are blatantly stating your opposition to the autonomy of neurodivergent individuals
I take "Things That Didn't Happen" for $800.
me: *bursts into the white house*
obama: excuse me you cant just-
me: dialga is literally sitting right behind you i gotta catch it
obama: ho ly shit
And so begins the Demon Rights Movement. Satan has had it the hardest of all.
I hate living in Texas.
It totally is. Sometimes when I feel a little too genderfluid though, I take a gender piss into the gender toilet. I call it Tumblr.
I’m gonna write down your url if you reblog and put it in an envelope for my friend who’s going through a tough time and needs some reassuring.
S: $20
M: $20
L: $20
XL: $98.99
XXL: (OUT OF STOCK)
STOP BEING SO FAT THEN.
I guess Bisexuality isn't what I thought it was. Can someone tell me what the real definition is? I thought it meant someone that was attracted to both sexes, but it can't be that if people are being "Barred from the Queer Community."
Yikes!
#FuckDonaldTrump #DonaldTrumpIsQuiteLiterallySatanHimself #DonaldTrumpSucksMoreCocksThanOP-WhichIsActuallyQuiteAFeat #WHYAREWEYELLING?
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS.
IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT
FUCKING V O T E.
TRUMP IS WINNING
THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS A FUCKING JOKE.
HONESTLY, IM AFRAID FOR MY FUTURE BECAUSE WHAT IF HE FUCKING DOES BECOME PRESIDENT??? HE WILL MAKE IT HARD FOR US.
YOU GUYS REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING IMPORTANT THIS IS. YOU
C A N N O T
LET TRUMP FUCKING BECOME PRESIDENT. YOUR LETTING SOMEONE WHO CANT EVEN FUCKING TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN BUSINESSES AND WIGS GET INTO OFFICE.
I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE NOT INTO POLITICS. VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS.
I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE LAZY, DO IT ANYWAYS.
I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOU ARE WHITE, BLACK OR ANY OTHER COLOR.
PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THIS FUCKING STUPID ASS RICH MAN.
PLEASE.
You guys honestly don’t realize how important this is. That stupid ass man is in the lead with votes. You CANNOT let him win. To the people that don’t care, you will most definitely care once he’s in fucking office ruining everything more. You don’t understand how important this is to me. You don’t understand how scary this is for p.o.c .
That first hashtag tho. #alsonicecasualableism
You are wrong. Do you have eyes? Because when I see James Bond, I get a partial chub, and I am a straight man. For you to say he's ugly leads me to believe that you might actually have never seen him at all, or are just lying. Are you legally blind?
you’re dragging yourself tbh
Did she just.... Really?
I want a spy flick where James Bond is a badass and kills people and gets laid. Oh wait, that already exists and it is perfect. Nothing tops James Bond because he is the pinnacle of excellence. All the women want him, and all the men want to be him.
he’s ugly
Why, is an older man the one who gave it to you?
kitteninautismland:
I never knew there was a guideline for how autistic I had to be to be treated with respect. That to ride on the rollercoaster of adult conversation I had to lay my life experiences out and have them all stack up to hit the line that says, “You must be this autistic to be heard.”
I’ve seen this happen more often than I would like to admit, between myself and my friends within the autistic community. We speak up and we mention our own experiences as an autistic person only to have it shot down. Every time it’s nearly always, “You’re too high functioning to understand, I mean look you’re using a computer.” You don’t have to be verbal to use a computer; many people considered “low functioning” use computers as a way to communicate when they otherwise would be unable to. Computer usage is not a determining factor of how autistic we are.
Without my computer I think I would have killed myself years ago because I had no community, the internet gave me a community, so never assume you understand someone’s story. I do pretty well day to day; I talk, smile, and interact as much as I can. But you know what I can’t do? I can’t go get lunch without wearing earplugs, I can’t sit in bright classrooms without stress stimming by aggressively combing my bangs, I can’t stand wearing shoes, I can’t stand the smell of my own family’s cooking, the list goes on and on.
Every time you tell me that I’m not autistic enough to understand, you assume that you know my story and my life based on a very small snippet you’ve seen through a few words. I’ve been that non-verbal autistic. I’ve seen through the eyes of that child you’re defending your right to ignore and belittle. I’ve been so far gone that I needed to be bathed as an adult, I needed to be fed, and given a schedule. I’m still struggling to function like you assume I do.
You may think that we don’t fit the ‘autistic enough’ ideal, but we’re more autistic than you are and that gives us a unique ability to understand your child.
Stop judging and start taking a moment to learn from us.
Yes, the fact that you are a self-diagnosed Aspie gives you the fucking right to tell other people how to raise their children. Get over yourself.
#KillinIt #TrumpIsLiterallySatan #TrumpSucksMoreDicksThanOP-WhichIsReallySayingSomething
I don't get it. Will it help if I yell at you indistinctly? RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
why doesnt google understand what i want
Block it like it's hot?
i truly love blocking people
“what about equality-” block’d
“but you don’t mean ALL-” block’d
“this is why no one takes feminists seriously-” block’d
“biological sex is a social-” block’d’d
“you can’y just block everyone because-” BLOCK’D
It done got it.
can u imagine how small the worlds population would be if vaginas had to reach an orgasm in order to get pregnant
What is radical feminism?
Don’t ask anyone on tumblr what radical feminism is unless they’re a radical feminist because there’s 99% chance everything they say is completely inaccurate and misguided