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Goroko can't catch a break with this b*tch (butch)

Imagine there’s a virus in BSD that doesn’t really impact the body at all, except for in the case of ability users. Then it just makes their abilities go haywire

It rarely if ever results in anything actually dangerous. It just means that Chuuya can’t stop floating off the ground every few minutes. Rashōmon is constantly branching off of Akutagawa’s coat and doing its own thing.

Kunikida isn’t allowed to touch paper until he’s recovered. Multiple pens and one unlucky stapler got flung across the office by a stronger-than-usual Kenji. Atsushi has a tail that won’t go away.

Since the virus doesn’t affect normal people, nobody ever bothered to develop a vaccine for it, so everyone with an ability just has to deal with it whenever it goes around every couple years or so

Man I miss them can jan 24th come already

Prepare for trouble! >:D

Poe: I haven't seen Karl in a while...

Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

reblog to give your blorbo a head pat or a gunshot wound to the neck

It really depends on what language you're learning, but I personally for learning Japanese use actual physical books to learn grammar and all that jazz, and I use an anki deck (the wanikani deck) for learning kanji/vocab. Anki is a flashcard program, it's very popular for learning languages, and most common languages have multiple decks available to download. It's kind of annoying to get set up bc the standard settings are wacky, but once you get that done you won't have to look at it ever again. If you need any help just shoot me a message!

Also physical books are awesome bc you can annotate on the page and that really helps me, but you can also find pdfs and online lesson plans for most books fairly easily.

Been wanting to learn a new language for a while now . I know Duolingo is trash since they fired most of their staff and replaced them with shitty AI and it seems like that's most language apps nowadays. Does anybody know of one that doesn't use AI, or if not an app then an online course?

Based

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

‼️‼️CHAPTER 121 ‼️‼️

‼️‼️‼️ SPOILERS‼️‼️

This is what i imagine hallucination dazai was doing right before chap 121

genuinely dont know whats happening in the manga rn but i know im loving it 😼‼️‼️

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

Concept: Atsushi using Kunikida’s notebook to keep a journal of sorts.

He was hesitant to write in it at all given how important it is to Kunikida.

But he figured that when… if he returns that Kunikida would want to be updated about what’s been going on.

And he’d want it to be in his notebook.

The entries are always short because Kunikida always valued efficiency and Atsushi would hate to take up more room than he already has.

He always has the date and time clearly titled above before summarising the events thus far. His own thoughts bleed through the pages, his worries and his fears and his hopes.

As if he’s writing letters to the great beyond knowing they will probably never be read. He tries to imagine what Kunikida would reply to each one.

How Dazai would be grinning over his shoulder and tear it out of his hands to read. How they’d argue for hours and still give him all the advice he needs.

He apologises to no one when his tears stain the pages.

At some point Atsushi is able to access the now boarded up and abandoned Agency office. His hand shakes as he makes a note about medications Yosano’s had in stock that have expired and need replacing.

He spends 2 days just scrubbing the place like he was back in the orphanage. There’s no electricity so Atsushi makes a note that’ll need paying as he grabs a dustpan and sweeps.

He takes inventory and makes to do lists about what needs doing and uses the numbers Kunikida wrote down. The names and contacts of cleaners and builders who had always aided them when things go wrong.

They only ever pick up to scream at Atsushi for being a monster and to never call again. He neatly crosses them out and writes “I’m sorry” under each one.

He reads the older pages before bed. Old to do lists and ideals and principles and a schedule that was always so organised at erratic at the same time.

He falls asleep thinking of better days in a room that’s not his dorm and lays the notebook beside him.

Telling Kunikida, wherever you are…goodnight.

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

awkward helicopter ride back home

EXTREMELY funny Chuuya frame in retrospect

Imagine Chuuya's first thoughts about Akutagawa just like

16!Chuuya: he's so the. He's like a sopping wet cat. The little meepy.

And Dazai is just like

16!Dazai: this kid is deplorable. His thoughts are dark. He is a killing machine.

16!Chuuya: but if he's deadly then why do I want to take him home and give him soup and squeeze his cheeks

Souheki having entire convos in their minds

Today it's the only day you can reblog it

dazai is also the most tumblr sexyman ever

bungo stray dogs is a piece of media thats so filled with tumblr energy. Its like a collective mass hallucination of famous author fanfiction with just the right amount of derangedness, mental illness, generational trauma and existential crisis. Each and every character gives major gender envy. Everything is enemies to lovers to enemies to freinds to lovers to enemies. Everything the characters do is high-key illegal and everyone agrees that old guys in the government r useless except for this one triple spy who's sleep deprived to a fault. There is a guy who is chronically online and absolutely cannot leave his futon. There's another guy who could write novels in days and is more attached to a racoon than the rest of the world. bram stoker listens to spotify. bsd is the true tumblr-esque media.

Edit: and as it often appears bsd characters become each other's blorbos. They wanna hug each other they wanna see them going through the undying pain of human existence they spin them around in a mental microwave or smth

Edit edit: also tumblrinas love literary analysis and bsd is full of literary motifs

Edit edit edit: did i mention dazai and this website's shared weird obsession with crabs 🦀

Yeah anyway, Chuuya definitely calls Dazai babygirl when he's drunk. This is canon.

Dazai: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of it this time.

Chuuya, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

Skk at 17 is so funny cause imagine you’re in the port mafia, about to go on a serious and dangerous mission, and your executives are two insane hormonal teenagers. Yeah one of them can make black holes and the other can inflict terrifying psychological damage on people but then Chuuya is giving a big scary speech and his voice cracks and Dazai fucking loses it.

TW⚠️: suicide, blood, angst, bsd beast spoilers :,)

this is how i’ll be coping from beast au

edit: awt the beast tags aren’t working so I’m sorry if this caused any damage other than intended angst for intended audience 🤡

Follow up comic for this here !

If you’ve read this far please check out the fic @/mossmatch wrote with some lines of taken from here 🥹 it’s so so beautiful 😭💖

you're right but that doesn't mean you should say it

bsd is a harem anime abt dazai and his entourage of manwhores actually

"average casino owner commits one act of terrorism a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average casino owner commits 0 acts of terrorism per year. Sigma, who lives in sky & commits over 10,000 acts of international terrorism each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

there's small tidbits in a lot of the ADA light novels, like daily life at the detective agency and 55 minutes and I'm sure in other places as well. I believe in entrance exam it's also explicitly mentioned that making sure dazai doesn't off himself is one of the tasks he's given, but don't quote me on that

and in 55 minutes atsushi is amazed at how kunikida is so used to watching over him that completely unphazed by most of dazai's antics (he thinks this while dazai is rolling away in a trash can. I so badly want to see 55 minutes animated solely because dazai is in a trash can for 80% of his screen time. bless.)

Do you know where the info that kunikida regularly checks up on dazai comes from? I've seen people mention it's canon and I thought it was in the entrance exam novel, but apparently it's not, and I really like that piece of lore so hopefully it's actually canon :(

unfortunately I don’t know where it’s from, I’d assume it’d be from entrance exam, but if you didn’t find it there then maybe it was from some interview with asagiri? sorry that I don’t have any definitive answers

i don’t think the second-hand embarrassment from dazai telling chuuya he loved him and then promptly getting rejected will ever go away