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Iconic quotes from the heroes of Assassin's Creed
Altair: You’re a woman?! What sorcery is this? Ezio Auditore: ‘A man for my age’… Jerk…. ugh my back Connor Kenway: What do you…women.. like? In terms of gifts? Edward Kenway: I’m Captain Piss-Off Desmond Miles: What’s the plural for animus? Animuses? Animi? What do you think Lucy?
Audio from here
I wonder… why is it that old!Altair reflects Malik here in the puddle of water? Why is it not Darim reflecting Malik and Altair reflecting himself in this sequence? Is it because Malik had back then already possessed a wisdom as old!Altair does in this moment? Is it because this moment reflects the exact state during Altair’s leaving for Mongolia: Altair as one who still has a lot to learn (Darim) and Malik as the wise one with lessons long learned (old!Altair)? Is this why Altair’s position is inverted, or is there some other story behind it, I wonder…
On another note, see how Altair and Malik are hugging, in the reflection? Malik’s hand goes over Altair’s shoulder and behind his neck, and Altair’s hands go below Malik’s shoulders and to his back. I’m going to cry…
Well bye childhood
“The original script of The Road to El Dorado called for Miguel and Tulio to be lovers, calling each other “Darling” and such. Although the idea was eventually shot down, several scenes remain in the film where this is apparent.“
Have you already meet Dario and Ettore the Pug? Although they’re assassins, certainly they don’t go unnoticed!
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Altair is a Asshole
Yeah, I wanted to make this meme with leo and ezio (づ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )づ ♥♥
Altaïr would love to have the luck of Ezio
I need that
Ezio looks very good on the tree
this is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life after all the ezioleo fanart
Imagine the assassins as haunted house reactions
Great idea!
Meet the assassins from Masyaf: and the Auditore family: next to the Borgias: Kenway family & friends: family drama unfolds: followed by the black flag crew: if Shay appeared in Unity: and finally the modern assassins:
Sail Away (paused)
Will be working on something new so I have to pause this comic. The story is whole but half of these pages are still drafts and I don’t know when I can finish them, so I posted this paused work here, and will update it slowly when have time.
中文版
Note before click ‘keep reading’: this comic post contains 45 pages.
Warning: Alternate timeline, main character death
Comic by me. Fiction/script/English beta by Codex. Chinese fanfic links: 1 2 3
Continua a leggere
I dont have Ezio merchandise so I improvised
“It’s over, isn’t it?
Isn’t it? Isn’t it over?
It’s over isn’t it?
Isn’t it? Isn’t it over?
You won (points at a sign that says EZIO)
And they chose you
And they loved you
Now he’s (goes back to Connor) gone.
(Fingers drag against glossy poster making screeching sound)
It’s over isn’t it?
Why Can’t I move on?”
YES LORD
¡Oh My God!
Boi that's so me
NO MOM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Ever wondered how often our beloved Assassins Sin?
Inspiration {X}
{⚔}
Boi i cant
I really don’t remember if I loaded this or not but I just found it again. Trust me, it’s a gem.
meanwhile when Evie was working…
The squad has a sleepover
Inspired by this (x)
This beautiful couple put on a lovely performance for all the fans of the Ezio/Leonardo pairing during the Assassin’s Creed photoshoot, it was so adorable (but it got steamy fast lmao, sorry for my shitty voice and the shitty sound)
@theroaringgirlcosplay is the Leonardo, both costumes were made by her!
Somebody made this request on the All Sounds of Assassin’s Creed blog.
I could not resist. I had to.
Im laughing so bad
