Beetlebabey - Just A Beetlebabe

Hear me out...

ok listen, I feel like it would be such a missed opportunity if their ship name isn't Mochi :/

Do you have a life because it seems like you don't since your actively went out of you're way to find this.

Please go and get a life.

Me at the antis:

Ew

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

This is so cute omg

ok here’s a little cute beej x oc/reader headcanons for my beetlebitches

okay so like,,, beej sometimes likes to make little scribbled drawings of you and him and like hes not good at drawing but its the cutest thing ever and youve saved every single one of them

Alex Brightman goes from chaotic hell demon to precious baby boy in .2 seconds and I love him,,, so much for it

Me when antis pop up on my feed

Me when beetleb*bes shippers pop up on my feed

Hey antis try to disprove this now you dumb shits

BIG LOL @ ALL THE PIGGIES WHO STILL THINK BEETLEBABES ARE JUST MAKING UP THE STONE COLD FACT THAT THE ANIMATORS OF THE CARTOON DREW HARDCORE NASTY PORN OF BJ/LYDS BANGING IT OUT

Oh yeah, you researched real hard on the first page of google, didn't you? 😂😂😂 This porn is THIRTY FUCKING YEARS OLD. Do you honestly just have zero concept of how the internet works? Non-disclosure agreements? What really goes on in animation studios? You think the animators of your favorite cartoon aren't drawing filthy porn of the characters behind closed doors on their own time?

Adorable.

Y'all realize we would ship it with or without "permission" from the creators, right? We have zero reason to lie about this. I've seen it with my own two big beautiful eyeballs jfc you brats are i n s a n e. How entitled and self-important must you be to think that LITERALLY DOZENS of strangers on the internet are lying to you just to make some imaginary stride in a glorified shipping war?

You're not that important.

Like. You're really really not worth that kind of effort. This is not some conspiracy or great ruse. It's just. It's fact. The sky is blue. Grass is green. The animators of the Beetlejuice cartoon drew beetlebabes porn.

Lol anyways thanks for that laugh, this has been a riot. Y'all crack me up. Btw, here's that proof you're too incompetent to find.

As a bonus, here's a thread on a forum from 2013 (you know, from before the musical when everything was nice and peaceful, back when you were all still being little shits to each other in middle and elementary school) discussing this very topic.

But yeah 😂 we're totes makin' it up

You guys..... he did it. Alex did it. He changed the fuck brigadoon line to “fuck music man”

Random Beetlebabes headcanons 😍

Lydia usually doesn't sleep until early hours because she gets worried that something might happen to BJ, he usually sleep next to her though be she still gets worried.

BJ gets anxious when Lydia is away even if she's told him she's just going out for an hour he gets anxious that something has happened to her.

On warm summer nights BJ and Lydia go on the roof and just lay underneath the stars all night and stay up to watch the sunrise.

BJ likes to have Netflix dates with Lydia and they usually just watch shitty horror movies all day.

Sometimes BJ and Lydia have pranks wars but Lydia usually wins them.