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What Why When Where ... More Importantly, what? is a Queen Application.

I am Alexander The Lyon aka JesterJax and there is no Kings Errand.

How Me and My Family to be stress tested for twenty years as TabetlOneFamily annually at Disneyland Operate Planet Earth is going to be determined by Queen Applications.  The women that complete their Queen Application will be very powerful.  

I do have one queen test planned and One Entrant Logged as M>K> 

The test is to forgo further college and decidedly supply leadership and recipes for womanhood from a declared embroidery.  My Elite College planned in Marseilles France at The Velodrome will feature M>K> for the explanation.  I am applying for a PHD in Protein Protection & Artifical Intelligence & Mapping.  The weakness in Queen Angelina Jolie’s Embroidery that took her down by Me, Alexander The Lyon, is that Everything in a Queen’s Dress is only good once.  

For Queens Favor: I am also recruiting the most elite soldiers and investigators to #cameragirlcollege

Alexander Provides The Consummate Professionalism necessary to use the most lurid word in the American diction for his IBM CEO Application.

Dear Alexis Texas,

The entire South Body Auctions is your playground Alexander & Belladonna & Ryan Seacrest Business Manager are all expecting you will show us how to lead with the lingerie lifestyle into becoming an American Hero Astronaut.  Without you; I am the one taking this photograph and things go worse between me and my diva dollar robot: NOTC3PO.  This is your invitation to join us at The South Body Auctions social club managed by Sothebys during The Ranger Wedding Period.

Dear solivanas: I spent some designing a gravity module for a space station.  Mine was designed around building a satellite reception intermediary for Planet Earth by producing earthy vegetation outside and inside the space station.  One of my theories is that communication is biological and this could attract other planets that want to communicate without intrusion.

Dear NASA,

Welcome to the Alexander Love Letter Season on Planet Earth, I only get one.  The Cytherea Love Letters word Puzzle are an amazing artifact of originality, planning, and courtship.  I am designing the Angelina Jolie love letters right now; this piece will be a pscyho-thriller about spies and espionage and family.  After Alexis Texas will be The Belladonna Harvest Love Letters Redux from last year, the best word based adrenaline rush is u/n nocheatpoker on reddit if you can find the raw text.  Then will be Triple Sevents a Cindy Crawford company letters of lasting adoration and ambition.  I am writing to share with you about the Alexis Texas Love Letter Season.

Towards the end of the summer the season will begin.  What I want for Thea, Alexis Texas Thea Samper, is a unique one of a kind tour at NASA where NASA reads my love letter to her on the tour somehow.  I do not want to define anything beyond that.  I am recruiting Alexis Texas as my copilot for my NASA astronaut application which takes about thirty years to build the hardware in partnership with IBM.  This is going to be a socially structured application requiring innovation and unique methodology.  I am preparing a communication method to begin discussions with possible vendors called Functional_Folklore or for application purposes Functional_NASA_Folklore.  Please take the time and create a love letter day for NASA and Alexis Texas.

Alexander will be ready soon.

Signed Sincerely, AWE629 an American Spy

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solivanas: I’ve been designing a space habitat for school that rotates to provide gravity for astronauts within it. Any tips?

Spy Training:

Dear Spies of Mine, Welcome to Spy Camp.  Spy Camp is excellent at creating and didactically addressing posts like this as a hovel of people.  Like I wrote bout earlier; Angelina & Alexander & Paris Hilton have the keys.  I have three keys to three yachts for the spy camps that demonstrate leadership in socialization skills.  What does that look like?

When you hve about twenty spykids having social conversations about this post like Steve Bellone and Jeff Badarello talk bout watching the Athletics play while drinking beer out of A&W plastic bottles while keeping score.  I expect dramatic improvement.

Bill Gates has new house with new car with pool and bbq money for those that want to live the family school life because spy camp cramps their social lifestyle.  #BILLME

What’s Up - March 2018

What’s Up For March?

Several Planets and the Zodiacal Light!

This month, at sunset, catch elusive Mercury, bright Venus, the Zodiacal Light, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter between midnight and dawn!

Both Venus and Mercury play the part of “evening stars” this month. At the beginning of the month they appear low on the western horizon.

The Moon itself joins the pair from March 18th through the 20th. 

The Moon skims by the Pleiades star cluster and Taurus’s bright red star Aldebaran on the next few evenings, March 21 through the 23rd.

Jupiter, king of the planets, rises just before midnight this month and earlier by month end. 

Even through the smallest telescope or average binoculars, you should see the 4 Galilean moons, Europa, Io, Callisto and Ganymede.

The March morning sky offers dazzling views of Mars and Saturn all month long.

Through a telescope, you can almost make out some of the surface features on Mars.

Look a little farther into Mars’ future and circle May 5th with a red marker. When our InSight spacecraft launches for its 6 month journey to the Red Planet, Mars will be easily visible to your unaided eye. 

Keep watching Mars as it travels closer to Earth. It will be closest in late July, when the red planet will appear larger in apparent diameter than it has since 2003!

You are in for a real treat if you can get away to a dark sky location on a moonless night this month – the Zodiacal Light and the Milky Way intersect! 

The Zodiacal light is a faint triangular glow seen from a dark sky just after sunset in the spring or just before sunrise in the fall.

The more familiar Milky Way is one of the spiral arms of our galaxy. 

What we’re seeing is sunlight reflecting off dust grains that circle the Sun in the inner solar system. These dust grains journey across our sky in the ecliptic, the same plane as the Moon and the planets.

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