i would like to formally declare that geta and caracalla cannot be villains because:
big brown doe eyes (geta)
malewife tendencies (caracalla)
poor baby has syphilis (caracalla)
poor baby has to babysit and share his empire with his brother who has syphilis (geta)
slutty (both)
would kill for the people they love, even if that includes killing the people they love (both)
sexually non-discriminatory (definitely caracalla, but probably both if we’re being honest)
single dad to a very adorable monkey (caracalla)
single dad to his sick brother (geta)
big fans of watching sweaty men go at it in a huge arena (both)
just wants everyone to acknowledge his pretty rings (geta)
hot as fuck, but in a menacing kind of way (geta)
brothers by chance, besties by choice (both)
girls emperors just wanna have fun (both)
confused as to why everyone doesn’t love them as much as they love themselves, and also incredibly hurt by that fact (both)
first people to ever celebrate brat summer (both)
king of having homoerotic tension with people who genuinely hate him and want to see him dead (geta)
adorably excitable, especially when bloodshed occurs, but like, hey, we all have our quirks (both)
big himbo-in-denial energy, doesn’t know poetry, but pretends he’s still very smart boy, very brilliant emperor (geta)
they’ll work it out in the remix (both)
Oliver ripped that tube out of Elspeth like she was a beyblade.
"noooo it's just a silly pic!!!" nah, there's obviously a deep meaning here.
C:
Oliver definitely listens to Mitski
Feyd Rautha is a femboy by Harkonnen gender presentation standards. No I will not be elaborating.
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen and Gurney Halleck find themselves unlikely allies
OMG
Struck by a realization.
Caracalla, a horribly disease ridden forceps baby, seemingly forgets his involvement with his brother’s death a matter of hours, or days, after the fact.
I see people attributing this to neurosyphilis, the psychological effects of lead poisoning, etc. Obviously. But I feel like it could also be some flavor of a trauma response. Whether he is unintentionally repressing memories of violence, or deliberately refusing to accept reality and thus losing the thread, I’m not quite sure.
Yeah, the man is obviously deeply sick. But him and Geta have also been through a history of physical abuse. A cocktail of drinking, desensitization to violence, trauma, brain damage, and psychosis all contributed.
If Caracalla was experiencing some type of severe complex trauma or delusions (or both;) it would be incredibly easy to completely discard anything that doesn’t adhere to the reality his mind had created. Especially when that reality is a place where he is correct, protected, or vindicated. Caracalla’s deep fried and shredded brain tissue would have absolutely no problem tossing out the memory of literally sawing Geta’s head off. Caracalla might have simply dismissed it as an intrusive thought he ignored, a nightmare he had. I dunno, him being conscious of the event but not recognizing it is MISERABLE!! And I am nothing if not a creator of miserable fiction.
I don’t have all of the right words here. But god. I am sick to my stomach thinking about my blorbos.