The Thing About Working As A Housekeeper Is That Sometimes I Will Be Called To Clean A Room That Is In

James: Yeah, I promise I would never hurt Reggie no matter what. I would never be able to forgive myself even if I did.

Sirius: Hm.. alright

James: So we got that all sorted out?

Sirius: Haha, you wish. That was only part one, now you have to pass the test.

James: Test! What test??

Sirius: *lights go out and kahoot music starts* Question 1/50: What was his favorite stuffed animal growing up?

“kill them with kindness” WRONG! MR. ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more posca art!

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

it's making me tweak out gelp:(

fuck you unspinnable cube

honestly, i want to say that our ancestors would be ashamed of how our government is running and the effects of the election, but would they really? would the first few presidents really be disappointed? they're all sexist, most of them hated LGBTQIA+ if not all and there was slavery and racism back then. most things that are illegal now weren't then. would they really be disappointed? would they really take Kamala's side? she's a black woman, would they not take trumps side?

really itches your brain to think that this is all america has ever been. homophobia, racism, felons, and sexism. and its never going to change.

face it, it really is never going to change. we are doomed. i'm moving to fucking switzerland or england or shit

Hey guys how do i be normal about stuff im asking for a friend

kinda hate life rn but that's fine