No Fucking Way I Found My Little Rubber Fetus

i was scrolling on tumblr wanting like a soda and then i rolled over on the couch i was on and realized i, in fact, had a sprite right next to me

I had a dream they released a new neopet that looked like this

When you adopted him it wasn't on fire but it was also the only pet that could gain the status "on fire". once it had it nobody knew how to make it stop being on fire.

scene girl :3

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

Hey guys how do i be normal about stuff im asking for a friend

i love my cat but I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A REALLY GOOD PICTURE OF HIM BEING SILLIE AND HE FUCKING MOVED