bluesamurai2000 - Personal Blog for Humor
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5 years ago
Me When I Play Crusader Kings 2... Speaking To My Vassals.

Me when I Play Crusader kings 2... speaking to my Vassals.


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5 years ago

Truth!

Me: haha Crusader Kings II is probably just like Hearts of Iron! This will be easy!

Crusader Kings II: YOU WILL LOSE 95% OF YOUR KINGDOM UPON YOUR DEATH, ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS AND NOT LEGITIMATE, THERE ARE 19 PLOTS AGAINST YOUR LIFE, 4 CHALLENGES TO YOUR SUCCESSION, THE VASSALS DEMAND AN ELECTIVE MONARCHY, YOU HAVE -348 GOLD, YOUR WIFE HATES YOU, THE DUKE OF FUCKELSTIEN HAS DECLARED YOU A PRETENDER TO THE THRONE AND THE POPE JUST EXCOMMUNICATED YOU

Me: 

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5 years ago

I want this musical!

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓖𝓮𝓵𝓯𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓔𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮

5 years ago

You hear that Gurjin Thirst Club... He wants you all!

“Gurjin’s interests are in hunting game and courting girls, not politics” - Gurjin’s dad

(Shadows of the Dark Crystal, J.M. Lee)


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5 years ago

Oh no he’s hot! Human! Aughra is a very lucky woman.

Can we see human Mal without the mask? Please?

Can We See Human Mal Without The Mask? Please?

y’all so horny lmaooo

5 years ago

Aughra has slept with all the Skeksis, A L L. O f T H E M!!!!

ppl keep talking about Aughra x SkekMal but

while obviously that’s a thing,

what about Aughra x SkekOk?

she felt free to clean her eye in his bath, and when she saw *cough* certain details through that eye, she scoffed, “nothing has changed.”

5 years ago

-Jen, and Kira, after restoring the crystal ,1982

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5 years ago

Me

When Ur Life Is Hell But U Have 2 Pretend Ur Fine
When Ur Life Is Hell But U Have 2 Pretend Ur Fine

when ur life is hell but u have 2 pretend ur fine

5 years ago

Paper Jam Dipper is Best Waifu!

Paper Jam Dipper Body Pillow

Paper Jam Dipper body pillow

5 years ago

I love how this works so well!

Attack on Missile Bomb

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- Rival, Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal


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5 years ago

Pure Genius!

there was typos in the lyrics but it adds character ok

i dont think anyone has done this before but if they have then sorry

6 years ago

Love this comic seriously !

G-G The Book - G-G On Facebook - G-G On Twitter

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

6 years ago

How the fuck is a Garfield comic with the titular cat removed so goddamn relatable!

G-G The Book - G-G On Facebook - G-G On Twitter

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

6 years ago

Jesus Take the Wheel!

I Fucking Love Miitopia
I Fucking Love Miitopia

I fucking love Miitopia


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6 years ago

I usually go with anything by the Swedish power metal band Amaranthe.

So, do you have a personal shadowrun/cyberpunk soundtrack that helps set your mood for games?

Absolutely, do I ever, but it’s on my android so I spent some time making one up on youtube! I threw in some more music in there because why the hell not. (Welcome to my absurd taste in music)

There is LOTS of this band on this playlist but check out all of Abducted by Sharks! It’s made by two guys and all of their music is pretty much dedicated to the cyberpunk setting!

Link here!

6 years ago

Mother, oooh did not mean to make you weep; if I doth not return this time on the morrow!

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bluesamurai2000 - Personal Blog for Humor
bluesamurai2000 - Personal Blog for Humor
6 years ago

*After explaining Piñatas to an alien at my Cousin-once removed’s birthday party.* Alien: So let me get this straight, you make a complex sculpture out of paper, fill it with sweets, and then destroy it with a stick? Me: Yeah pretty much! Alien: Barbarians, all of you!


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6 years ago
Oh Nothing My Cat’s Just Playing Sims.

Oh nothing my cat’s just playing Sims.


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6 years ago

I thought we couldn’t show Tony Hawk’s Prostate on Tumblr anymore...

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6 years ago

A n d Y o u c a n h a v e i t a l l My e m p i r e O f D i r t.

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6 years ago

Mice on the dice

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6 years ago

Conservatives: you Liberals get offended over the smallest things . *Suddenly two foreign tourists Start having a Conversation in their Native Tongue* Conservatives: iN aMeRiCa We SpEeCK eNgLiSh1!!!


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6 years ago
#WTHInternet

#WTHInternet

6 years ago

Holy Shit I love this website XD. It ruins my childhood in the best way possible!

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Since A Bunch Of You Are Seemingly Into Tall, Skinny Dudes With Questionable Fashion Choices, I Present

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

6 years ago

Hell Yeah

In Winter, Jason Vorhees sits on the pier with hot cocoa, a blanket and a wild racoon that’s chewing on his decaying arm, listening to Take Me Home Country Roads because there’s no kids on his fucking lakey lawn

6 years ago

They look like giant Burritos.

If you’re having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this:

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Remember That In 16th Century Baltic Germans Dressed Like This:
6 years ago

I just needed to get it off my chest...

I am so sick and tired of people who say,”you don’t need medication for your depression, and anxiety just be happy!” Bitch, I would love to have an off switch for my mental illnesses! But I don’t so the medication will have to do. #Depression

6 years ago

The new Redwall movie is looking dope!

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

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