Fat Fuck - 🌺

>>> Risk ineffable husbands, 7 pages

here's a little comic, it's not completely show!gomens compliant but its headcanons i enjoy

comic notes under cut :)

I enjoy Az already realising he likes Crowley by the time Adam appears but hasn't yet worked out what to do with that information bc acts-of-service Crowley Can't Talk, Wont Talk.

Crowley on the other hand has been VERY GOOD at ignoring why he spends so much of his time around Az so only on the crux of YOU'RE GOING TO LOOSE HIM did anything manage to force its way through to his brain. (i did not enjoy crowley being told he was in love with az in s2, i think he could have worked it out himself)

i rly enjoy hcs where they started sleeping together and with humans for fun (i mean the ox ribs scene sets some v good precedent for this) az sleeps with humans bc he indulges! he likes pleasure! crowely on the other hand is very bad at catching feelings and doesnt like it when they die so has mostly only slept with az (did i mention he's VERY good at ignoring his feelings) but they probably haven't slept together for a few hundred years when adam pops up.

my compliant show!hcs are still that az knows he loves crowley (i mean the scene with jim where he leaps out of the chair to attempt to protect crowley saying no he defo doesnt know ANYONE who he feels that way with, don't look closely at anyone he is with) and is just sort of sitting on it still, waiting for any hint from crowley, planning a ball definitely only for humans and no other reason. Crowley is obviously very protective of Az but he still hasn't clicked why he's worried about him but he doesn't have the excuse of heaven or hell anymore so it wouldn't have taken much for him to work it out (hello one of his first lines in s2 is "you ever think, what's the point?" the point is love you idiot)

(book!gomens is just they're already married and have been fucking for centuries but the book just doesnt mention that.)

It’s been seven months since we were in the same place

rivulet doesn't want to set the world on fire

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

I think I will nickname Absconder "Abby"

more of Crowley as Eggman from the Snapcube real time dubs

I see nobody comparing Siffrin to a phoenix. Having a nice little hug with death, shaking its hand and saying “see you next time!!” and then living once again, just for the cycle to repeat.

guys. Pls listen to me. Why have i never seen someone compare the loops to the lifecycle of a phoenix. Please. CAN YOU HEAR ME??!?!?? *pulls out megaphone from my sewn shut back pocket (yes im throwing shade at companies that do that)* IS ANYONE! ELSE!! OUT!!! THERE!!!!

I went through every possible emotion in those last 20 minutes, plus some that I made up on the spot! how are y'all?