Went On A First Date But She Didn’t Make Eye Contact With Me

First thing that's got me hard in years

open rp

light sat down, sighing, “why is my life so boring?’ he sighed, “i need some entertainment…”

Ars Technica

FBI raids home of prominent computer scientist who has gone incommunicado

Indiana University quietly removes profile of tenured professor and refuses to say why.

A prominent computer scientist who has spent 20 years publishing academic papers on cryptography, privacy, and cybersecurity has gone incommunicado, had his professor profile, email account, and phone number removed by his employer, Indiana University, and had his homes raided by the FBI. No one knows why. ... Fellow researchers took to social media over the weekend to register their concern over the series of events. "None of this is in any way normal," Matthew Green, a professor specializing in cryptography at Johns Hopkins University, wrote on Mastodon. He continued: "Has anyone been in contact? I hear he’s been missing for two weeks and his students can’t reach him. How does this not get noticed for two weeks???" In the same thread, Matt Blaze, a McDevitt professor of computer science and law at Georgetown University, said: "It's hard to imagine what reason there could be for the university to scrub its website as if he never worked there. And while there's a process for removing tenured faculty, it takes more than an afternoon to do it."

Monkey (my cat) inspired tamagotchi

Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

Alfred T. Palmer. A kitten aboard a floating victoria water lily pad in the Philippines, 1935.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day everyone.

May you all enjoy a good scream for 30 seconds before vanishing.

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

oil paintings on wood by Angela Lane (1974-)