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omg. the Jay freaks are gonna be so upset.

Had the sudden urge to draw the best couple of married plants in the whole galaxy. Was gonna be a doodle but wound up being the first drawing I’ve fully colored and shaded in I don’t freaking know how long. I’m happy with how I captured Korvo’s big fuck me eyes. And I think those shorts look swag af on Terry. You can buy that shirt he’s wearing on Amazon I suppose.

Also idk how the flip to shade stuff so I kinda just abused Procreate’s burn filter. Time to never draw ever again

Happy mother freaking veteran’s day 💅💅

sketchy lil lip sync thingy to the sound of “Two Trucks.” I used blender and it’s actually pretty nice :)

I’ve turned my boys into furry characters, and I shan’t be apologizing.

Sinclair Sinclair Sinclair

Two unrelated topics. But, I guess they are related thematically, in a way, if you want to go there. What am I saying even.

nothin no more

THIS is why everyone should read these classics. You think Melville wrote 135 chapters of a novel because he thought sperm whales were that interesting? NAH. With the world’s greatest artists, it’s always an ulterior motive.

My 19th Century loser