She IS Stopping The World

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a freshly grown cabbage

Do you guys think that Liu Kang still has human moments every now and then?

I know he's been a god for eons, but he was a human first.

He doesn't need to sleep, but he will still climb into a bed, because he remembers that a bed means comfort and rest.

He doesn't need to eat, but will still consume food because he enjoys the taste. He also likes to eat socially with others.

And now that the Earthrealm champions has been assembled again, I feel like Liu Kang struggles not to talk to them and react to them as he would have done in the original timeline.

He tries not to roll his eyes at Johnny being his usual cocky self. Tries not to be too friendly with Kung Lao as he would have done when they were like brothers. He tries not to bow and show reverence to Raiden as he would when their roles were reversed.

He still has a slip up now and then though. He once elbowed Kung Lao playfully, to which Kung Lao gave him a baffled look. He has nearly called Raiden "Lord Raiden" a couple of times.

I just feel like, no matter how long Liu Kang is a god for, he will always have that bit of human in him.

I HATED HOW THEY TREATED HER BRO

Spoilers for mk1! (Mainly about li mei)

I got a BIT angry...

His titties are huge like omfg googoo gaga I want milk ‼️‼️‼️

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You literally aren’t reading anything. I apologized several times after you called me an asshole bcs I wanted you to stop fucking typing, but you just don’t stop do you? “Rude generalization”, I apologized if I offended several times but bitch you just keep going and going and going like ur not even reading anything at all. You and I clearly haven’t seen or read the same things and that’s ok but you won’t even hear me out? I didn’t know that was “bad etiquette”, but girl we are on TUMBLR, not to say bad etiquette dosent apply here I’m just saying. Wouldn’t that mean you have bad etiquette too since you called me an asshole and kept arguing with me after I apologized to those who I offended(which only seems to be you, but if anybody else got sum to say they can type they shit up too)? Talking bout a call out, yeah girl I called out his fandom and him a lil bit. And that push back, was you calling me an ASSHOLE, which I didn’t even get super rude about. I apologized several times so you and whoever else I offended can take that or move foward. I took accountability several times, I apologized, you seem to be the only ones that cares and if you are not then anybody else can get it lmk too. I didn’t do anything WRONG THO, and I asked you to point it out but you just keep complaining for idk what, like what’s the problem? Just lmk cause u can move on I promise!☺️

Bi-Han stans are some of the most delusional and nonsensical MK stans I’ve ever seen. That, and most times the CONSTANTLY have to bring down other characters, especially Kuai Liang and Tomas(sometimes even their dad that we have not seen), to make him seem decent. I agree that his disapproval of Tomas dosent make him evil, but they be DRAGGING IT😭

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