Motivational Ratios That I Have On My Wall. I’m Being Forced To Lock In Or He Will Be Dissappointed

bodyguard/model au

I headcanon that both Shang Qinghua and Liu Qingge are considered sexy in the demon realm but in different ways

Because there are like two types that demons fine attractive:

The Schemer: a planner, manipulative, double crosses, stabs you in the back, vicious, murders for fun and profit, probably knows a lot of torture techniques and is creative in their cruelty: the demon equivalent of a twink and Shang Qinghua fits this role very sexily

The Fighter: straight forward, blunt, uses fists over words, stabs you in the face, strong as fuck and always hunting big monsters or getting into fights. The demon equivalent of a bear and that's Liu Qingge (he loses but he loses to Junshang. That he can hold his own is admirable. That he keeps trying is very fun and flirty of him)

Shang Qinghua has no idea he's practically a pin up in the demon realm and that demons are jealous of Mobei because he won Shang Qinghua's heart

Liu Qingge eventually becomes aware that demons at least like him and he's extremely pissed off about it but his angry face just wins him more admirers

Still thinking of an au where a specific set of events did not happen and junpei is happily learning about curses w/ the other first years ✌️

Imagine Ciel and Sebastian arguing about something and it devolves into frankly childish insults, and they're both so caught up in the conversation they don't know the other servants can hear them down the hall, and they start saying some things that don't quite give the jig up (demonic contract) But are absolutely insane nonetheless

My favorite I've been able to come up with is Ciel telling Sebastian that he is, by default, a terrible employee, because he ate his previous employer

caught in the rain!

This comment on HL sent me LOL

protective bf era

Kirin ⚡

My "if the Uchihas had a kinda okay upbringing and some of them live because I LIKE THEM" AU

Obito has to babysit Grandpa Madara because even though he is literally older than the village, he still gets up to shenanigans.

Sasuke is happy and normal because now he has family in his life. Itachi is happy because he’s got his brother and his best friend.

Give me a moment to go cry in the corner.

young tarte tatin