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After seeing this post from Mikaila, im now thinking she and Lily just fucking hate Arcane and are trying to spread shit to make People hate it too.
No joke this was my reaction reading this shit
For full context of this: This is actually an AU inside Pokemadhouse made by Lily. She made 3 AUs in total, and they all are messed up on their own ways. Trigger warning about this one: R4pe mentioning, S3x mentioning and Brainwashing.
The AU in the picture is one of the most terrifying ones, and G says its the one she hates most because "Lily isnt herself anymore".
In this AU, G used her powers to coerce and hypnotize Lily into having S3x with her, and kept doing it until eventually she brainwashed Lily into being her perfect wife, by normalizing into her the relationship of both human and pokemon.
They only have one canonical apparition in the comics, appearing on Violate Arc alongside the other 2 AUs themselves. Besides that, almost all info about them come from asks and wikia pages.
The reason i consider this AU to be the worst its because of the implications of the own comic by claiming the Lily that comes from this AU is just a puppet being controled by an abusive creature and its probably incapable of coming back so i am like:
https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard-stuff/767748338287362048/looking-back-at-madhouse-it-really-was-just
So according to Lily's own commentary on her comic, for a long time Madhouse was just about how cool it would be to have a psychic best friend, then it was about making fun of people who wanted to fuck Gardevoirs, then it was therapy about people who develop feelings for people too easily trying to move past that, then G and the Violate arc were a reflection of Courtney abusing Lily, then the comic was always about Lily not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir and they were never getting together, now that whole arc is a funny, spontaneous will-they-won't-they.
Like these are all different things. These are all different stories with very different authorial intents behind them. And to the first person to ask why this matters: because despite trying to pin this on 'ADHD', it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.
“—it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.”
YES, THANK YOU. That is exactly what she’s doing, cherry picking whatever narrative suits her self-interest best. It’s so… Agh. I hate it.
Anyways, here’s an old screenshot of Lily posting art of Madhouse!Lily and G being married.
Literally ep 7
*Not my meme, just found on discord*
Finished watching Arcane today. And it was super good. But still, why so many deaths bro...
Im sorry, but im still sad that Loris and Isha died and Ekko is now alone, and Heimerdinger is probably gone and we dont know if Jayce and Viktor will be back...
Oh the thing that the show ended and there will be no more...
Found this tierlist i made some months ago
Should i change it?
This. I explain later, but its something so... Dark.
What has Lily said out of everything that's made you irrationally angry?
For me it's this
I'm a writer and it activated my fight or flight, I won't lie, and I'm a flightless bird.
https://www.tumblr.com/brunossan/766871525187076096/this-is-a-longshot-would-you-be-willing-to-help
steadybluebirdpizza / Stacy Amondi is a documented scammer
https://www.tumblr.com/kyra45/762224188048179200
would you mind deleting their scam from your blog, or clearly labeling it as a scam so it doesn't spread to others? in the future, please remember you can use the tumblr search box to search the username/paypal account name/text used by people asking for money to check if they’ve been proven to be a scammer
IT WAS A SCAMMER?!
Fuck i must warn everyone, delete that post...
Thanks for the warning
Im from Brazil so let me give a resume about it: He dont follow much, he gives a quick resume about Lily hate starting with her Steven Universe vídeo and Pokemadhouse. Then he regards he dindt watched Joontheking vídeo, but the shorter vídeos that came around right after. After that he talks about Courtney and Lily and how gross this situation is and how he believes Lily did this. While that he also declares her to not be a good person and reinforces his original motiff to make this vídeo:
"Dont let other people influence on what you like or not, specially People like her"
Hope i have helped @collecterofthecritical
Must be something when people outside the US and Canada are ALSO talking about Lily and the terrible stuff she's done. And this dude is from Portugal from what I'm guessing.
Funny thing is, he's probably not the only person outside the two countries to talk about her.
Small world isn't it?
Speaking of Sylvanas... The deal with her is that some sexist dickbag behind the story made her into black and white villain, but Lily didn't mind it until later it was pointed out her actions were immoral and they explained them by saying she was brainwashed, right? Sorry of you don't know yourself, I have no idea who else I could ask about it.
Now you got me there because i never played World of Warcraft lol
But from what i have heard, the reasons she disliked how Warcraft wrote Sylvanas is how they turned her into a villain and botchered the Horde.
Unfortunally im not a reliable source about that sorry for it.
Yes it is. Lots of brazilian mythological beings had influence of the Catholic Church, wich is, ironically, the source of their weaknesses.
For example Bradador and the name Maria, that references Holy Mary. Werewolves and their weakness to salt and Holy water. Churches literally entrapping giant snakes and so goes on.
One factor that I think is worth pointing out about Lily's mischaracterization of Gardevoir as some sort of "badass banshee" creature is that it's not just Gardevoir that is mischaracterized, but banshees too: Lily seems to be under the impression that banshees are these powerful female figures that go around striking fear into people's hearts with screams that outright deal physical damage and also they're way better and stronger and cooler than every other mythical monster or some shit when in actual Irish folklore (where banshees originate from), the scream of a banshee was merely heralding the impending death of someone in whichever family that particular banshee was a part of. So yeah, turns out that banshees aren't these awesomesauce epic ghostfairy warrior ladies that go around screaming to actively cause harm to anybody they cross, they're literally just preemptively mourning a family member.
Keep in mind that this mischaracterization of a well-known monster is coming from someone who claims that people aren't allowed to portray vampires and werewolves as anything other than evil aristocrats and predators respectively because that's what those creatures originally represented.
That's actually a very good point. I never thought about that.
But this is a classic case of Lily being a hypocrite and doing things she accuses others of doing.
For some reason, I have hunch her understanding of banshees come from games. I have nothing to prove this. It's just a speculation.
And lets not forget that there are other mythological beings that can kick a Banshee ass anytime, specially in Brazilian Mythology.
For example, Bradador, the brazilian equivalent of a Banshee, wich its name means "The Howler" or "The Screamer". Bradador is a spirit whose screams can make People shiver in fear and even kill them at close range. They are extremely violent spirits, and the only way to defeat them is if your name is Maria and you meet him 3 times and give him a blessing so he can rest in peace.
And Yes, you are right. Her concept of a Banshee comes from Sylvanas Windrunner.
One factor that I think is worth pointing out about Lily's mischaracterization of Gardevoir as some sort of "badass banshee" creature is that it's not just Gardevoir that is mischaracterized, but banshees too: Lily seems to be under the impression that banshees are these powerful female figures that go around striking fear into people's hearts with screams that outright deal physical damage and also they're way better and stronger and cooler than every other mythical monster or some shit when in actual Irish folklore (where banshees originate from), the scream of a banshee was merely heralding the impending death of someone in whichever family that particular banshee was a part of. So yeah, turns out that banshees aren't these awesomesauce epic ghostfairy warrior ladies that go around screaming to actively cause harm to anybody they cross, they're literally just preemptively mourning a family member.
Keep in mind that this mischaracterization of a well-known monster is coming from someone who claims that people aren't allowed to portray vampires and werewolves as anything other than evil aristocrats and predators respectively because that's what those creatures originally represented.
That's actually a very good point. I never thought about that.
But this is a classic case of Lily being a hypocrite and doing things she accuses others of doing.
For some reason, I have hunch her understanding of banshees come from games. I have nothing to prove this. It's just a speculation.
THERE WAS ONE?!
Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos Advertisement for the RWBY mobile game created by Bilibili (cancelled)
*Me not harrassing her but saying what i dont like in her histories*
I really dont like to be hated but still
To all the people who harass Lily Orchard, just, in general:
I hate... each and every last one of you.
And I hope you never find happiness every again, for as long as you live. :)
slight orrection to that last anon’s ask: gyra (the male pokemon in a relationship with his trainer) was not a gallade, but a male gardevoir.
which makes this funnier (in a horrible way), because lily hates gallade for being “unnecessary” and claims that it only exists because people can’t accept that gardevoir can be male. and yet the only male gardevoir in her comic is in an illegal relationship, is traumatically separated from his partner by the main protagonist, and spends the rest of his days suicidally depressed in a sanctuary— all in service of comic!lily’s backstory. he doesn’t even appear in the comic outside of a passing mention during the lead-up to bonnie, and no one appears to be remotely sympathetic to his situation.
according to the wiki, apparently comic!lily told g about him, but she made it all about how the nikolai/gyra case made her re-evaluate her perspective on pokemon/trainer relationships.
There's also a thing from The old blog of hers that it was a full scene she wrote where C!Lily basically preaches to a girl and a Gardevoir how their relationship was actually abusive even if it was all consented because it was a "Power Play", like even if they loved eachother she was her trainer and she was a pokemon "Enslaved" by her, so even if there was a real relationship its still abusive. So she literally threatens to give them the same fate Gyra had if they dont break the bond and if she not release her Gardevoir in 24 hours, and when the Gardevoir tried to fight back G just did a Syir and while holding her throat with her claws reinforces what lily said.
I need to find the print on my gallery but its a very big hipocrisy from her.
Well, its a tie on 2 things so im gonna do two things
So i have been thinking in doing an voting poll
This will be a first try so lets go
Also you know what I find funny? Lily had no issue punishing the male trainer and his Gallade for being a couple (to make her oc look good of course) despite being consensual (not going into the whole b.s) and then turn around and leave Diane with her abuser Syir.
Tell me that you don't like gay men without telling me.
Its even worse when you remember that the house was his so not only she ruined his life she also stole his property
Gosh thats dark as shit
BUMBLEBEE SINO-BRASILEIRO?! Certeza que é Paulista
tfone humanformers headcannons
HOW TO NOT WRITE VILLAINS: THE SITH RESURGENCE EDITION
Note: The Post about The Fic resume is still on the oven. This is an extra about a thing i need to complain about on this damned fanfic.
Kylo Ren in this fanfic is more of a punching bag than a proper villain.
But lets start with a point.
A thing everyone who knows Lily Orchard knows is that she hates a certain group of characters. These characters are what she calls "The White favourites of fandom", and they all fall in the same archetype according to her:
1: They are male.
2: They happen to be White most of the time.
3: They usually start as villains or antagonists but get their redemptions at some point or are so loved by The fandom they are used in other media like references or even full participations that makes People change their vision on them.
Her list include characters like Hunter (The Owl House), N (Pokemon), Arthas (World of Warcraft), Silver (Pokémon), Laios (Dungeon Meshi) and a bunch of others, but there is one in the list that gets the crown of most hated one.
Kylo Ren.
Lily hates him A LOT. Like, when i say a lot, i mean that almost ALL HER VÍDEOS INCLUDE HIM AT SOME POINT. IN HER POKEMON REVIEW SHE NAMED SILVER KYLE RON JUST TO "Beat him without remorse", AND EVEN IN HER STAR WARS FANFIC HE IS THE WORST VERSION OF HIM.
Now, lets take one thing clear. Kylo ren is a trash character? Yes he is. He had a cool concept but got a bad execution, thats why in some fanfics People try to make him either a better villain or redeem him. However, in Lily's case, she made sure he is a pathetic punching bag for her main characters.
This is now a resume on how Kylo goes in this history and how to NOT write a villain.
1-Not a Real Threat
A thing Lily claims to love are "Low stakes histories", wich are normally histories focused on small things like personal problems. However, The Sith Resurgence is on the problem lots of histories fall that its called
The villain is not a real threat.
And still, Lily tries to sell the ideia on Kylo being a threat. Like, lets jump to chapter 2 of the fic.
The chapter introduces Kylo Ren as an explosive person, but while in the movies we see his first introduction as being more threatening and serious but with anger issues that make him a bad Darksider, in this fic he is literally a manchild with a Lightsaber. All his flaws are upped to 100%.
In fact, in chapter 2 he senses Aliana's presence and after she denies coming with him, they fight. However, Kylo gets stomped by Aliana and is forced to run back to his ship by her. After that, it becomes a snowball, because every single fight, argue or even a moment in the fic he SHOULD show his strenght...
It fucking falls on ground.
Not only he is extremely weak, Lily sells the ideia that he is actually extremely powerful but had a bad teacher and was a bad student.
A bad student i can excuse but luke a BAD TEACHER?
Go fuck yourself, Lily.
Anyways, right after this loss, Kylo Ren starts getting more and more disrespect, even from his own allies. He is bullied, disrespected and even threatened by his own companions. This makes him wanting more and more to defeat both Aliana and Rey so he could get his respect and pride back.
But
Every
SINGLE
TIME
HE GETS HIS ASS FOLDED BY THEM BOTH. ALL HIS FIGHTS, ALL THE MOMENTS HE COULD BE SELLED AS THE BIG BAD OF THIS FIC, THROWN IN THE GROUND FOR NOTHING EXCEPT MAKING HIM THE PUNCHING BAG OF THE MAIN CHARACTER AND HER WIFE!
Kylo Ren in this fic is not a real threat to any of them. He is just the punching bag. Why?
Because Lily hate him.
2-The Hate blinds a writer, so a cat on a blender.
Its not uncommon doing histories out of spite of things you dislike. But in case of lily, at least 90% of her histories (Iris and Kiera not included) are made because she spites things of a certain média. Pokemadhouse has lots of moments where Lily calls out things of pokemon world, like Pokeballs being the tools to enslave pokemon, and her Warcraft fantiction used to tackle a lot of both Blizzard and Wow mistakes. However, most of the problems came from The fandom itself.
And one the only things i can agree with her is that shippers can ruin a media or the reputation of it.
Yes.
Im talking about Reylo.
You see, Lily absolutely despises Disney Canon, the Star Wars fandom in General and Reylos. But her hatred moved her on this fic decisions, like the Curse on the Beniko Clan and the hatred the Force have for them. She claimed in one post from her now-deleted old account that she took inspiration on them for it, on People who dislike her fic, her vision on Sith not being evil or her critics about how star wars is handled by media. Wanna know the worst part about the Force hate in this fic?
In this fic, The Force is Reylo. Not exactly reylo, but you remember the Force Bond thing in The Last Jedi, where Rey and Kylo share minds and start talking with eachother then Snoke reveals that it was him who bonded them?
Well, it all falls to the ground because of this scene (TW: SA Mention below)
Where Lily compared the Mind Probe, a Dark Side Force technique to read minds.
To R4pe.
Yes. Mind reading counts as S3xu4l 4ssault somehow, and this is a Cat in a Blender situation on the fic.
Cat in a Blender is a term that is used to reference moments where the writers make certain characters do horrible things to excuse the main characters actions. In this fic, Kylo Ren actions are considered the worst of crimes, even when Aliana actions are literally pure evil most of time. She kills, and threatens and even uses mind tricks to get rid of all enemies in her way, and yet the punching bag of the fic is accused on SA just to excuse the "Punishment" he receives. The hate of this character is so big that his suffering extends for 46 of the 48 chapters of this fic. And not only that but ends with not only he losing again but in such painful and destructive way that makes it feel pointless.
The ideia of a villain being ruined because of the writer hating on the character is a reason why i took almost 2 months to finish this history. Because at some points, it was just Cat in a Blender situations all over again. And other points were just Lily using her fic to directly attack star wars and its fans over and over again. Hate can really blind a writer from its own mistakes.
3-The Hatred 4 years after the fic ended still remains.
We all need to grow up at some point, even if we keep disliking one thing. But the thing that lily cant stop doing is remembering People she hates certain characters and considers their existence like the coming of the anti-christ. Kylo Ren hate stopped being cool after the Rise of Skywalker, People moved on of it. But all the time she must remember People on her vídeos that Kylo Ren sucked, that his fans are thrash, that Reylos are thrash...
Girl, move on. Its a bad character and you made the character a punching bag for being bullied and tortured the entire fanfic where the Mary sues could do everything and him nothing. We get it.
But still, its been years the fic ended. Move on. You remember the warcraft reference you made on this scene.
"Its all NOTHING!"
you can only reblog this today
Now i get it why her fics are so bad
Lorch's Bad Structure List
I watched the vídeo (Had many breaks because there were points i was like angering myself much) and when they talked about "Making a history where Skara kills Hunter and joins Willow, Luz and Amity in a poly relationship" i was like
DONT PULL A SITH RESURGENCE ON HIM, LILY! THE OWL HOUSE DONT DESERVE THIS FATE!
Owl House Season 3 Special Cards From Squadcast
• Thanks To Them
• For The Future
• Watching And Dreaming
Let me get this straight; Lily made Diantha's Gardevoir into abuser and Diantha into her victim just to make one of her self-insert look more sympathetic?
Yep. She did.
Honestly, with how Lily glazes Gardevoir but craps on Gallade, the ultimate victory to me would be defeating Syir with a team with Gallade on it. Possibly serving as a mirror, by having a legitimate bond (not a mating bond, because I think that thing is dumb) with his trainer. I just think it'd be cool. (Since a different anon posted their team, mine would be Aegislash, Ceruledge, Corviknight, Scizor, Gallade (has Shadow Sneak as an Egg Move to exploit Gardevoirs ghost weakness ) and Crobat (it doesn't match the others with the knight theme, I just think it's neat and I usually consider it my partner Pokemon. Also has Infiltrator for barriers and has Brave Bird as an Egg Move)
I much say, having both a Crobat and a Gallade on this team would make a funny combo on both being without much advantage against Gardevoir but still winning
Specially because to me the friendship evolution bond is better than this mating bond thing
Good team also
My personal head canon is Diana is saved from Syir by N who beats her with a legendary.
Translation: So i had the brilliant ideia to imagine this is Canon
Why is Syir so powerful anyway? Why is such an unstoppable, Uber OP Villain in a (supposed) slice of life comic? And is it even explained how Syir got so strong? But yeah, she probably would say that Syir can't get knocked out, for some unexplained reason. Which is such bad writing.
(Also my team would be a Kingambit, Tinkaton, Pyukumuku, Mimikyu, Scizor and: Slaking for Trace, or a Gliscor w/ poison heal for synchronize.)
Once she said she originally wanted Pokemadhouse to take a "Grimdark" turn with things like Syir not being uncommon, but she gave up on it.
A thing about her writing these op characters is that she hates when People try to find ways to Beat them, so she turns them almost invincible. Check Tale of Valkyrie for example: Ryder and the Val'kyrs were capable of destroying literal Multiverses alone and there was nothing People could do to stop them. Aliana in Sith resurgence is literally this beast of a Force User and no one is strong enough to stop her. Pokemadhouse i already said.
She loves power fantasy, her characters being the strongest and the fiercest. And mixed with bad writing of her, is a hazard.
Also very good team
my (admittedly self-indulgent) “true ending” scenario to madhouse starts with syir being defeated and taken into league custody away from diantha. how did this happen when syir is supposedly undefeatable? well, if lily is allowed to find a reason for bonnie to exist without any real repercussions within the story, the i say we can absolutely find a reason for diantha to be saved in rewrites/“what-if” scenarios
I think im having an ideia
Actually i had this ideia, but never managed to continue it
Maybe its time to continue my fic where my oc Bernard defeats Syir with his team.