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MoRe ThEoRiEs & HeAdCaNnOns Pt 16

So this weekly theory stems from two crucial events in Double Life; when Grian revealed himself to his soulmate and perma-killed his secret soulmate with the same item, a stalactite.

Stalactites (and stalagmites,) accumulate into a conical shape when minerals are dropped onto the floor from ceiling dripings over thousands of years. Stalactites and in definition, stalagmites are a symbol of time and endeavour taken to produce something apprecipated by others.

So with the concept of soulmates and secret soulmates in Double Life, it's poetic that Grian announced himself to Scar with a stalactite and killed his secret soulmate, Big B with a drop from a stalactite.

During Double Life, Grian isolated himself from his soulmate, Scar as an attempt to avoid dangers and risks whilst also cultivating his "secret" relationship with Big B who was currently bonded with Rendog. The first instance of the stalactite being used was Grian after an episode worth of escapades, finally revealing his shared bond with Scar. This specific moments and the ensuing events involving Grian and Scar are basically watered down to Grian attempting to detach himself from Scar as a defensive mechanisim to protect himself from emotional and physical danger, because of the tragic events of Third Life.

Another instance and the most prominent use of the stalactite was Grian's final kill on Rendog and by definition, killing Big B. Severing his ties (his "secret" relationship) with Big B. Breaking the intricate bond cultivated throughout the sessions with a weapon fabricated over centuries. So that's the importance of the stalactite in Double Life.

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what did they do to ijevin

noooo hes a reality tv show now

042 - board meeting

edit I KNOW THE BATTER TALKS MOB TALKS TOO . THEYRE NOT ALL SILENT PROTAGS

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Fic where Konoha intel somehow find out that a high ranking Akatsuki member is unreasonably horny for Kakashi, and Kakashi gets to go on the most painful honey pot mission of his life w Tobi as his target

Bonus points if the intel is thinking Obito is Madara, like he's always pretending to be

Good morning Kakashi, you got a special mission to go seduce Uchiha Madara, no that is not a joke I'm so sorry ur literally THE only person we can ask to do this

Whether Kakashi has done honey pot missions before or this is his first is up for debate but either way it's sure to be an experience for both him and Obito

Poorly drawn Relicanth

some bonus sketches for this post

A commission I did! If you're interested in getting your goofy goober drawn, check out my request form on artistree!

Link also on my pinned post :)

a fanart of an ignition fic, Mewtube (M Rated) by Hyperginger. Volk having a crush on oblivious Flint is the best. I’m not very good with words but thanks for your permission to post these and amazing works as always!

heheh another theory

So this one is about the life series, specifically about Jimmy's canary curse. The basic premis of it is that the canary curse presents itself as a curse hence the name but is actually a blessing in disguise.

As the first one out in the life games (up to secret life), Jimmy would be out of the game at around episodes seven before the finale of the games. He would be out when mijority of the bloodshed, murder and betrayal would actually happen and thus not taking as much trauma as would the other participants of the game would.

So a less traumatized Jimmy when compared to the other contestants and victors.

So when in Secret Life when Lizzie breaks the trend of the canary curse, it's as if the canary curse(/blessing) is lifted and Jimmy experiences the full torment of what the Life Series serves.