Latest Posts by buttered-mondo - Page 8

HOLY SHIT IT FINALLY SHOWED UP ON MY DASH, THIS PIECE OF HISTORY WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED!!!!!

important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

and everytime we touch

ehehehehehehe

Reblog to get assigned a danganronpa character

"Jason hated being old"

I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS DUDE

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

hi wenclair nation im more active on twitter right neow but ill be posting all i posted there here after my midterm nyahaha

what is the truth

oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.

There's also just years and years of slow burn but that didn't fit

they are so real for this

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

i pronounced "pharaoh" as "Fa-rah-whore" 'till 4th grade

EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)

Projecting our period cramps onto bill cipher

what's your point, man

happy fma day

ohhh october be kind. on god be kind

i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

say his name three times!