cafinmyveins

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Anne Truitt, from a diary entry featured in Daybook: The Journal of an Artist

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

yeah golden retreiver boyfriends are great and I've met several personally, but personally I have a house cat boyfriend

extremely affectionate despite of seeming aloof and politely distant to unfamiliar people

my friends have seen him irl less than 5 times in the five years I've had him - if I invited people over he would hide under furniture until they're gone

haha you got up from your work desk, time for unskippable 35 minutes of kisses and cuddles

can and will throw up out of sheer anxiety because Things And Events Are Happening that do not even involve him in any way

can instinctively sense exactly when I am going to decide I'm done bedrotting and will climb on top of me to cuddle exactly 3 minutes before I was just about to get up

can be placed sideways on any soft surface at any time of the day and immediately takes a five hour nap

cannot eat or drink in unfamilair places. can and will go 16 hours without food or water if the situation is uncomfy.

unhelpful but valiant efforts to try to protect and rescue you from things and situations that he would personally hate being in, out of not understanding of Why Are You In There Voluntarily

will come show me incomprehensible memes the same way a cat will bring you a random bug. thank you. I do not understand it but I know you brought it to me because you love me.

@padfootsbane @dandy-daisylion

we can be creatures together. if you want.

Gaming Dice.

I learned a lot about edges and light and color relationships here.

reblog to give prev a notification

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

LISTEN OK it *may* have happened again and now we have a boyfriend too.

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

starting a collection. I'm calling it autistic sexting

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

An ad for your deepest desires :)

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

ive made this post before but again why do northern state trans people talk like the government is fully just rounding up and executing transgenders on sight in the south

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

has Tumblr discovered McPentagon yet. it will not leave my brain. I need it to spread

Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all

If it seems like I never initiate convos but respond immediately when you do

It's basically this

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

99% of mathematicians quit staring intensely at the problem right before it solves itself