(JL post victory celebration)
Green Lantern: Yo, Captain! Wanna beer?
Captain Marvel: I don’t drink.
Green Lantern: Come on, make an exception! It’s a party afterall!
Captain Marvel: (sweating) I’m a recovering alcoholic-
Batman: good work out there today Captain *hands Captain Marvel a lollipop*
Captain Marvel: :D
Flash: ):
Batman: Flash stop making that face
Flash: ): ):
Batman: Flash you're a grown man
Flash: D:
Batman:
Batman: ok fine you can have a lollipop
Flash: :D
My new favorite Merlin AU is that Merlin finally confesses to Arthur about his magic, but Merlin is too flustered to think straight and there’s some miscommunication.
What Merlin says: I have magic 😔
What Merlin thinks he said: I am a powerful sorcerer and I use my magic every day to protect you and all of Camelot. We are two sides of the same coin, our destinies forever intertwined. Spare me and I will help you become the once and future king.
What Arthur hears: I know a few cantrips. Please don’t kill me.
So Arthur eventually comes to terms with Merlin knowing some magic and things kinda go back to normal except Merlin starts using minor spells in front of Arthur to speed up chores.
But then while Arthur is working to legalize magic (because of course he would) and make reparations to magic users, he asks Merlin to accompany him to a meeting with the Druids. Arthur asks the Druids to nominate a court sorcerer and they just look at him confused like
Druids: why not ask the great sorcerer Emrys?
Arthur: ok where do I find him?
Druids: points to Merlin sitting 1 foot away
Arthur: why did you hide this vital information from me!?
Merlin: … I did tell you, didn’t I? Whoops
Bonus
Arthur: Gwen! Knights! Merlin is the most powerful sorcerer to ever live! Can you believe it?
Everyone … yeah. We saw him shooting Lightning while riding a dragon just last week.
Arthur:🫨…😐
I will never recover from how everything and everyone was so queer in The Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit and everything else. Legolas and Gimli built a boat together to go to the Undying Lands together and spent all their time *together* after Return of The King but yeah totally platonicly™️
Frodo and Sam were so queer in the books and movies that the actors themselves ship them together, and Sean Astin wanted them to kiss but we all know they wouldn’t have been able to get away with it. Bilbo and Thorin were so gay in the movies that this isn’t even an edited screenshot.
And somehow people still believe that it’s all platonic
Shattered AU *reddraw/new JJ design*
Wanted to redraw this OLD THING
-This happens two weeks after Tim's rescue
-Even with this conversation in mind, JJ is still very volatile around the Joker. If the Joker does push hard enough, JJ will snap and put him down, but this would also completely break Tim. So it's just for the best that they send Tim to the Kent farm whenever Joker breaks out.
-After being rescued, Tim is glued to Bruce's side. He follows the man everywhere like a little duckling and quietly watches his every move. Tim's basically trying to rewire his Joker programming by copying Bruce's mannerisms
my only thoughts regarding twn
bonus:
i just realized Radovid didn’t just become the lover of a bard - he became the lover of one of the most famous bards of the Continent who is incredibly well known for his songs he writes based on his love and heartbreak brought on by A Guy He Loved Who Broke His Heart. imagine you were a prince and your kingdom’s spy network was like "hey there’s this bard spy we’re using for his ties to the Literal Two Most Important People to the Future of the Continent" and then you’re like. that’s fucking taylor swift.
dinluke advent 13 <3
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