so i've been getting myself back into lord of the rings
(inspired by this post by @lotrreactionmemes !!)
Ghost: *staring out the window while it’s raining*
Gaz: Price! He’s brooding again!
Price, spraying Ghost with water: Bad Simon! We’ve talked about this!
Ghost: *hisses*
Merlin looking proud of Arthur for lying to his father: a compilation.
Also, these two idiots just lied to the king and left wearing the most smug faces ever and I love them.
"Bilbo, whenever he has the opportunity, defends his husband Thorin. Or simply acts diplomatically on behalf of Thorin."
This would explain why he's always glaring at everyone– it's not that he's glaring at them, he just can't see their faces really well so he squints his eyes.
Everyone just thinks he's angry all the time, he's not, he just really needs glasses
I think it would be very funny if damian needed glasses
PITCH-HIT A GIFT FOR THE GHOSTSOAP SERVER GIFT EXCHANGE 💪never done '09 soapghost so I hope I did them justice <3
Also haven't done a comic in fuckin forever but shshshshhhh
any damian and tim bonding headcannons? since dc is utterly set on making them hate each other urgh
Once in a while Tim likes to knock Damian down a peg by reminding him he already discovered Batman and Robin's identity while Damian was in diapers
Damian showed up to Tim's room on a random Saturday afternoon. It took some prodding to figure out the petting zoo got a new goat, but the adults were busy and he wasn't accustomed to asking for "frivolous" things like that
Damian: "Do you have games on your phone?"
Tim, handing Damian his phone: "No"
Pet photoshoots are one thing, but consider: pet music videos
Damian is jealous of how the law keeps him from doing things meanwhile Tim has freedom as an emancipated minor. Tim responds by saying "haha loser"
Tim is in Camp "If you ruin Damian's excitement I'll frame you for tax fraud 4 months from now"
Tim's playlist gets put through the Damian Test, which is like Rotten Tomatoes except Damian plays it for Titus to see how he reacts. Tim has a solid 22% approval rate
Damian's a vegetarian but he'll still fight Tim over the wishbone
Damian stays inside with the dogs during Fourth of July fireworks. Tim swings by to drop a cup of hot chocolate and sneak his dirty laundry into Damian's hamper
Tim's favorite "-core" aesthetic is Microsoft Windows Landscape Screensaver Core. Damian's is Change Your Brother's Microsoft Windows Landscape Screensaver To A Lungfish Core
Tim let Damian drive home one night. Damian took two wrong exits, almost rear-ended a truck, and kept forgetting to use his blinker. When Tim said, "I thought you knew how to drive" Damian replied, "Yes. I never said I drove well. Come on, Drake, I can hardly reach the brakes" (Tim also had a small moment of being proud that Damian picked up his sense of humor)
Damian convinced Tim to chaperone his group on a class field trip to the harbor because Damian wanted to dig through the sludge for evidence on a case
When Damian tells him not to do something, that's when Tim stops and re-evaluates the kind of danger he's willing to put himself in
Tim's apartment was stocked with frozen pizza, coffee, Doritos, and Mountain Dew prior to moving in. Damian's housewarming gift was an apple
Damian occasionally peels and puts an orange on Tim's desk when he's gone too long without a snack
Unlike Dick, Tim doesn't censor himself around Damian, and unlike Jason, he doesn't avoid uncomfortable topics for the sake of not getting in trouble with Bruce. Thus, Tim taught Damian what the peach emoji actually means
Damian: "Drake, how do you like your egg?"
Tim: "Scrambled"
Damian: "Too bad. Pennyworth forbade me from cooking"
They veered from patrol on a side quest to try Jokerized seasoning on top of as many things as they could
Tim once napped through a Wayne Enterprises fire drill. He woke up to firefighters knocking at his window with Damian next to them making an L on his forehead
When Tim went off on a mission with Young Justice, Damian packed him a lunch box consisting of a loaf of bread, two 5-hour energy shots, a flash grenade, Cheese Viking band-aids, Damian's lucky pen, a fake ID, and a handwritten note saying "I'm stealing your pants. Don't expect them back"
Thanks for the tag @morningnoodles (๑´`๑)♡
I was gonna say The Hobbit Trilogy too, but i just watched it and it is NOT comfort, it's pain and sadness for my heart, my uncomfort movie.
Now my comfort movies (in orden):
Puss in boots: the last wish
Star Wars
LOTR
The book of life
A Dog's purpose
HTTYD
Kung fu panda
tagging: everyone who wants to do it i guess :) and my wife @strangecoffe-blog ( ˘ ³˘)♥
Tagged by @taffee23 Tysm baby! 💖💖
I have a lot but these are some of them:
1. Lotr trilogy (it always feels like home)
2. Mulan (1998)
3. The road to El Dorado
4. Your Name
5. The Land of Steady Habits
6. Love Actually
7. The Greatest Showman
Tagging (if you want to) @edegrev @nihilizzzm @sweetfictionalworld @mysterioustrashadventures @ashifloof @montyc and @thetempleofthemasaigoddess 💖
I saw one of your posts saying Bruce is secretly most overprotective of Jason and literally everyone knows it and basically what I'm asking is can we see that 👀 (I also just want Jason to be like completely oblivious to it as well)
Bruce makes Jason buckle his seatbelt even if the villain is getting away
He takes the Joker cases himself and refuses to let Jason (or any of his kids) touch them
Bruce conveniently needs to use the bathroom every time Jason gets done showering and unplugs the hairdryer
He always leaves extra snacks and cash in Jason's jacket
And a bottle of water in his bike's compartment
And an extra jacket in case it gets cold
And a spare batarang... or dozen
He checks movies on DoesTheDogDie.com to make sure they don't have anything personally upsetting
For big missions, he runs the worst case scenarios in his head and lets Alfred talk sense into him before sending Jason off
He'll "randomly" walk in and out of the Batcave when Jason is pulling an all-nighter
Like "Heeey I just forgot my towel here" "Mhm"
Or "Alfred made cookies and there's no way I can finish them all" "Leave 'em here"
Or "Check out this new app I got" "Cool"
Bruce puts dangerous weapons on high shelves forgetting that Jason isn't 4'1" anymore
On days when Bruce's anxiety is acting up more than usual, he'll assign Jason to desk duty
Including one particular evening when everyone is on desk duty
Jason's mad because he wants to be on the field but Bruce called in Huntress, Batwing, and even some Metropolis heroes instead of utilizing their usual first line of defense
He doesn't realize what's going on until he's complaining to and Damian says, "You know we're only here to keep Father's peace of mind." Steph nods and adds, "Normally it's just you" and Jason short-circuits. By the time he processes it, the rest of them already moved on to another topic
Later that night, Jason confronts Bruce about it
He tells Jason he timed this months ahead of time and says, "There were explosives planted on every block for miles. We had to evacuate everyone."
Jason says, "I could've helped"
Bruce shakes his head as he drapes his cowl on his bike handle. "I couldn't risk having you out there"
Jason goes off, asking if Bruce relegated him to easier things because he didn't trust him, or if it was the guns, or a number of other things, and Bruce says none of that is true and he trusts Jason fully
Jason: "Then tell me what it is!"
Bruce: "I needed to know you were there for me to come home to!"
There's a hitch in the air, as if time got punched in the gut and is reeling for a breath
Jason envelopes Bruce in his arms and Bruce just whispers, "You've gotten so big"
And in the future, if Jason randomly requests desk duty, it has nothing to do with how stressed out Bruce looks
Nope, not at all
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