Fellas Does Your Boyfriend Ever Feel A Little Sad So You Create An Elaborate Story That Makes Him Think

Okay so a lot of people write Arthur as being emotional constipated in a way that strongly implies that his emotional intelligence is close to a box of wet and soggy bread’s ability to read and understand feelings. And that’s valid! With mister troll shagger as a father, I get that it would be a likely outcome of his childhood. BUT what I love much more (and I’m not projecting at all, shush!) is Arthur knowing damn well what he feels but never truly feeling safe in any of his core emotions, because he has had to suppress them since he was a child. That he feels guilty and uncomfortable when he enjoys something. That he hides what he likes in fear of somebody using it to hurt him, and that he hides what he dislikes in fear of somebody using it to hurt him.

The Sam and Max Fandom in a nutshell

i just realized Radovid didn’t just become the lover of a bard - he became the lover of one of the most famous bards of the Continent who is incredibly well known for his songs he writes based on his love and heartbreak brought on by A Guy He Loved Who Broke His Heart. imagine you were a prince and your kingdom’s spy network was like "hey there’s this bard spy we’re using for his ties to the Literal Two Most Important People to the Future of the Continent" and then you’re like. that’s fucking taylor swift.

I saw one of your posts saying Bruce is secretly most overprotective of Jason and literally everyone knows it and basically what I'm asking is can we see that 👀 (I also just want Jason to be like completely oblivious to it as well)

Bruce makes Jason buckle his seatbelt even if the villain is getting away

He takes the Joker cases himself and refuses to let Jason (or any of his kids) touch them

Bruce conveniently needs to use the bathroom every time Jason gets done showering and unplugs the hairdryer

He always leaves extra snacks and cash in Jason's jacket

And a bottle of water in his bike's compartment

And an extra jacket in case it gets cold

And a spare batarang... or dozen

He checks movies on DoesTheDogDie.com to make sure they don't have anything personally upsetting

For big missions, he runs the worst case scenarios in his head and lets Alfred talk sense into him before sending Jason off

He'll "randomly" walk in and out of the Batcave when Jason is pulling an all-nighter

Like "Heeey I just forgot my towel here" "Mhm"

Or "Alfred made cookies and there's no way I can finish them all" "Leave 'em here"

Or "Check out this new app I got" "Cool"

Bruce puts dangerous weapons on high shelves forgetting that Jason isn't 4'1" anymore

On days when Bruce's anxiety is acting up more than usual, he'll assign Jason to desk duty

Including one particular evening when everyone is on desk duty

Jason's mad because he wants to be on the field but Bruce called in Huntress, Batwing, and even some Metropolis heroes instead of utilizing their usual first line of defense

He doesn't realize what's going on until he's complaining to and Damian says, "You know we're only here to keep Father's peace of mind." Steph nods and adds, "Normally it's just you" and Jason short-circuits. By the time he processes it, the rest of them already moved on to another topic

Later that night, Jason confronts Bruce about it

He tells Jason he timed this months ahead of time and says, "There were explosives planted on every block for miles. We had to evacuate everyone."

Jason says, "I could've helped"

Bruce shakes his head as he drapes his cowl on his bike handle. "I couldn't risk having you out there"

Jason goes off, asking if Bruce relegated him to easier things because he didn't trust him, or if it was the guns, or a number of other things, and Bruce says none of that is true and he trusts Jason fully

Jason: "Then tell me what it is!"

Bruce: "I needed to know you were there for me to come home to!"

There's a hitch in the air, as if time got punched in the gut and is reeling for a breath

Jason envelopes Bruce in his arms and Bruce just whispers, "You've gotten so big"

And in the future, if Jason randomly requests desk duty, it has nothing to do with how stressed out Bruce looks

Nope, not at all

Get shigeo'd idiot

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insp.

Au where luke is absolutely shite at cooking but redeemed!vader has not had proper food in two decades + has an artificial digestive system that can digest anything so vader thinks luke's cooking is absolutely jawdroppingly amazing. Luke gives vader raw chicken topped with beans.... and vader's so proud of his (not) talented son. The food reminds him of padme because she was bad at cooking too. Vader experiencing that ratatouille food critic flashback scene except its with padme and both foods are absolutely rancid

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

Bat family murder mystery night

Bruce: .....

Cass, covered in fake blood & holding a prop knife: .....

Bruce: alright walk me through what happened here

Cass: I deduced that Tim had to be the murderer

Bruce: and?

Cass: and I avenged the victim's death.

Bruce: *inhales* okay,