bbc merlin - 03x07 The Castle of Fyrien
they might not be the best at small lies. but elaborate, grand plan lies? oh, they've GOT it
Bagginshield + Frodo out shopping on Black Friday 🛒💨(Lobelia’s nightmare)
Zeus: "If you don't end him now, you'll have no one left to save."
Athena: "Finish it."
Aeolus: "The end always justifies the means."
Poseidon: "Ruthlessness is mercy."
Hermes: "You can be hurt or you can beat her. ... I'll help you conquer her."
Tiresias: "I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you."
Hestia, probably:
You lost him Dain.
Day 2 of bagginshield-tober: garden 🪴
i think they might have gotten a little distracted…
Uh oh, Bilbo is about to break his husband.
Tim: Here. *hands Jason a timetable*
Jason: What is this?
Tim: It’s your big brother shifts.
Jason: My what?
Tim: Big brother shifts. Dick has been doing it solo for too long. Now it’s time for you to take up some responsibility.
Jason: Wha-
Tim: When it’s your shift, I’ll personally make sure everyone calls you instead of Dick.
Jason: Fuck you, why are you not on the table?
Tim: I’m 17, Jason. I’m baby.
Jason: Stop telling people you’re 17 when you’re clearly 21.
saw many comments about no one ever believing dc superhero girls brucie could be batman :’) and clark is kind of a dick, so. made me think
dw, he’s still clark and im a superbat girlie; he’ll make it right afterwards :’’’’)
imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.
this is what happened to bilbo baggins
bro can't comprehend
u know the episode kind of brushes over it but the part in here about Clark thinking that first Captain Marvel & later Icon might be Kryptonians is. devastating to think about actually.
like the idea of him just. clutching at any shred of evidence that there might be someone else Like Him. that he might not be completely alone in the universe. makes me wanna. go lie down & stare into space for a while.
You have a very interesting mind palace, Mr. Pale King.
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